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Biden Insists UAW Workers Get 300 Days Of Annual Vacation Like He Does
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DETROIT, MI As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
"This is about fairness, folks!" Biden said in remarks as he met with auto workers. "It's outrageous that these men and women have to come to work every day. Me? I get almost...I get....I...I get almost...almost...every...all of the days...of them off. And I'm the President of the United States. If I get 300 million billion...million...days off every year, so should they."
The vibe among the assembled workers on the picket line reportedly ranged from "meh" to "That guy's the president?" as the workers continued to hold out for higher wages and improved benefits. "We didn't really know who he was," said Ford factory worker Roger Hughes. "We just thought he was some crazy old guy who wandered over into our picket line. Turns out he's the leader of the free world. Who would've thought?"
Despite Biden's support, the workers failed to see a correlation between their situation and his. "It's not the same thing," Hughes said. "We actually want to work while making enough to buy eggs and maybe some coffee. He just goes on vacation all the time and hangs out on the beach. Not the same thing."
At publishing time, Secret Service agents were searching feverishly for President Biden after he wandered away from the picket line and followed an ice cream truck down the street.
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DETROIT, MI As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
"This is about fairness, folks!" Biden said in remarks as he met with auto workers. "It's outrageous that these men and women have to come to work every day. Me? I get almost...I get....I...I get almost...almost...every...all of the days...of them off. And I'm the President of the United States. If I get 300 million billion...million...days off every year, so should they."
The vibe among the assembled workers on the picket line reportedly ranged from "meh" to "That guy's the president?" as the workers continued to hold out for higher wages and improved benefits. "We didn't really know who he was," said Ford factory worker Roger Hughes. "We just thought he was some crazy old guy who wandered over into our picket line. Turns out he's the leader of the free world. Who would've thought?"
Despite Biden's support, the workers failed to see a correlation between their situation and his. "It's not the same thing," Hughes said. "We actually want to work while making enough to buy eggs and maybe some coffee. He just goes on vacation all the time and hangs out on the beach. Not the same thing."
At publishing time, Secret Service agents were searching feverishly for President Biden after he wandered away from the picket line and followed an ice cream truck down the street.
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Far right said:
( November 23rd, 2023 @ 2:58 pm )
The president is a complete failure, any a-hole could do better.
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In my 58 years on this planet I have never seen or expected to ever see a ( so called) president of the United States of America that has been so absolutely with out any facilities about him. Honestly This president and his administration are Truly out to Destroy our great nation. I understand perfectly why this administration is so out to get pres. Trump. You see trump is a we the people not we the politicians!!!!! In my personal belief Biden and his administration needs to be tried for TREASON!!!!! Read the preamble to the Constitution plane as day the highest office of the land is held by the enemy!!!!! It's Time for Real change bring charges of treason against these traitors... They work for us !!! We Don't work for them!!!! Very angry United States Citizen
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