EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Epstein Client Li— | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on Eastern NC NOW with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    In a worldwide exclusive, The Babylon Bee has obtained a complete copy of disgraced billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's client list. The list, which contains many highly recognizable names from the political, business, and entertainment spheres, is sure to upend the elite world order and expose widespread corruption in governments all around the world.

    After obtaining the list through highly secretive means, The Babylon Bee carefully deliberated over what to do with the heavily debated and controversial information it holds. Despite warnings from highly placed political powerbrokers about the consequences of releasing such information, The Babylon Bee has determined the right thing to do is to publish the list in its entirety to make it available to the public at large.

    With the acknowledgment that this decision is likely to have an immense impact on the world stage - both politically and culturally - The Babylon Bee is prepared to take responsibility for the fallout that results from the release of this information. Our readers, the general public, and indeed the entire world deserve to know the truth about who was using the horrifying services of the late Jeffrey Epstein.

    Without further delay, The Babylon Bee will now publish below the full, unredacted list of every name on Jeffrey Epstein's client li
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