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Technology has officially brought the world one step closer to full unity and racial reconciliation, as a local black woman finally felt included after Google A.I. generated a photograph of a black, female Nazi soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The most advanced Artificial Intelligence on the planet was declared an illiterate moron Monday after viewing CNN for just three hours, say sources.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 7:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A.I.-generated supermodels are turning heads and garnering millions of followers with their slim, lithe, fake bodies showing off fake bikinis and elegant, non-existent gowns.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a speech given this week, Vice President and Artificial Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris proudly announced that after months of dedicated research and extensive study, she has determined what the initials A.I. stand for.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to establish government oversight of the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President Biden has appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as "A.I. Czar."
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 7:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man who has never read a page of science fiction has reportedly sung praises at how great A.I. will be for humanity, insisting it will bring forth a fruitful world of peace and prosperity.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 3:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite stern warnings of artificial intelligence attacking humanity's digital infrastructure from the likes of Elon Musk and Bill Gates, artificial intelligence research has yet to be regulated by the government or other entities with oversight power.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Geoffrey Hinton, a cognitive psychologist and computer scientist known as the “Godfather of A.I.,” announced on Monday that he exited his position at Google and is no longer optimistic about the future of artificial intelligence.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 1:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 11:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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My first knowledge of Josh Groban was from the A.I. soundtrack, which was an outstanding bit of music from a fantastic film - one of Spielberg's best. From that initial brush with Mr. Groban, I discerned that he had a spectacular voice.
Published: Saturday, December 31st, 2022 @ 2:21 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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David is 11 years old. He weighs 60 pounds. He is 4 feet, 6 inches tall. He has brown hair. His love is real. But he is not.
Published: Tuesday, December 21st, 2010 @ 5:46 pm
By: ENC NOW
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