What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Giving thanks
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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It's hard to find a good movie these days, but even harder to find one that didn't plagiarize Scripture! Don't believe us? Here are eight famous films that you never knew ripped their entire plot straight from the Bible:
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee's where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Witnesses were left to draw their own conclusions when they observed a man walking through downtown carrying a leather satchel over his shoulder.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Have you been wondering why so many people are suddenly collapsing? Well, it's definitely not in any way related to that one thing, that's for sure! The world's top experts have been hard at work studying what could cause this uptick in deaths.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As you may know, our government just passed a very important and necessary omnibus spending bill to make sure all the important government activities remain funded! Whew, what a relief!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 7:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A popular YouTuber died suddenly on Monday while filming an unboxing video of the famed Ark of the Covenant.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 8:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Nautical archaeologists have at last discovered the exact location of where the Israelites crossed the Red Sea, having found a rock reading "Moses Wuz Here".
Published: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 @ 11:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The College of The Albemarle Performing Arts Center will present the musical "King David (Sweet Psalmist of Israel)"
Published: Sunday, June 5th, 2016 @ 2:38 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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