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A local man experienced an unsettling feeling this morning after growing skeptical that Count Chocula cereal may not actually be "part of a complete breakfast," as advertised.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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GRAND ISLAND, NE — A local child named Clive Genteel has a really dumb favorite dinosaur. Get this, it's a Brachiosaurus! Has he even seen a T-Rex before? That could eat a dumb Brachiosaurus for breakfast.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New grants will help public schools provide nutritious school breakfast to more children to support their health, development and learning
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 2:41 am
By: Governor's Office
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Today, I woke my children up, helping them prepare for their week ahead; ensuring backpacks were zipped, faces washed, breakfasts eaten.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 8:22 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Wives across the nation announced that they too have to get to a prayer breakfast, informing disappointed husbands that making love must wait.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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She woke up Monday morning complaining about feeling “kinda punk.” After breakfast I found her on the front porch wrapped in a blanket, shivering in the 90-degree temperature.
Published: Thursday, September 21st, 2023 @ 12:01 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Local atheist Jerry Carson spent another Sunday worshipping himself, say sources. The self-focused man reportedly woke up early to fix himself some breakfast before devoting himself to couch meditations for the remainder of the morning.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A hotel located just outside the historic Fort Worth Stockyards is now serving breakfast during the reasonable times of 4:57 to 5:03, which hotel management advertises as "reasonable."
Published: Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Legacy media anchor Don Lemon won’t appear on “CNN This Morning” on Monday after saying that 51-year-old Republican presidential hopeful Nikki Haley wasn’t “in her prime” following her 2024 White House bid last week.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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The 2023 National Prayer Breakfast came to an abrupt and premature end today due to severe lightning that kept striking the building where the politicians were gathered.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden lashed out at Republicans on Monday, calling them “fiscally demented” while speaking at the National Action Network’s annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day Breakfast.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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A shocking report has revealed that there are still people clinging to atheism in spite of the well-documented existence of breakfast burritos.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Senate candidate John Fetterman was eating a quiet breakfast this morning when he suddenly blurted out the rest of the answer to question 3 of the debate from two nights ago.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 12:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cassy Garcia, a Republican running for Congress in Texas’ heavily Hispanic 28th district, showcased a new shirt Tuesday inspired by first lady Jill Biden’s recent comments comparing the diversity of the Hispanic community to breakfast tacos.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Mike Campbell received his honey-do list over breakfast, and within moments calculated that his wife had doled out four podcasts' worth of chores.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 1:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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KEY WEST, FL—According to sources, the Mayweather family has traveled thousands of miles across the country to vacation in a sunny, tropical location, only to eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel.
Published: Tuesday, May 3rd, 2022 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It’s been seven days and Roy Cooper and Cal Cunningham have still refused to condemn Joe Biden’s racist remarks that he made on "The Breakfast Club.”
Published: Saturday, May 30th, 2020 @ 5:46 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Christopher Henderson is a civil rights hero who participated in the famous Woolworth sit ins in Greensboro North Carolina.
Published: Monday, May 25th, 2020 @ 12:25 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump at the 68th Annual National Prayer Breakfast
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2020 @ 11:37 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump and Prime Minister Johnson of the United Kingdom Before Working Breakfast | Biarritz, France
Published: Wednesday, August 28th, 2019 @ 11:08 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump and Prime Minister Johnson of the United Kingdom in Working Breakfast | Biarritz, France
Published: Wednesday, August 28th, 2019 @ 6:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump and Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Before Working Breakfast | Osaka, Japan
Published: Tuesday, July 2nd, 2019 @ 1:30 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Did Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) smoke marijuana in college, or while she was arresting people for minor drug offenses?
Published: Friday, February 22nd, 2019 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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TSen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) talked about her personal experience with smoking weed in college and seemingly backed the legalization of marijuana during a Monday morning radio interview on the New York City-based syndicated radio show, "The Breakfast Club."
Published: Monday, February 18th, 2019 @ 1:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I am honored to be here with leaders from across the country and all around the world who are all united by a shared belief in the glory of God and the power of prayer.
Published: Monday, February 11th, 2019 @ 12:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A new grant program will help expand school breakfast access in ten North Carolina School Districts, Governor Roy Cooper and First Lady Kristin Cooper announced today
Published: Thursday, December 20th, 2018 @ 1:01 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Remarks by President Trump and NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg at Bilateral Breakfast
Published: Friday, July 13th, 2018 @ 7:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A quorum of the Beaufort County Board of Commissioners may be present on Monday, May 7, 2018 for the Juvenile Crime Prevention Committee Appreciation Breakfast
Published: Wednesday, May 2nd, 2018 @ 1:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Jennys' birthday, dawned bright and clear, much like the day she was born. Lyla and I sang "Happy Birthday" several times before breakfast. Lyla wanted a cake and party hats to confirm the occasion, at breakfast.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2018 @ 4:13 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Sunday dawned fair. I was driving to the grocery store, not long after the day was born. I was having company for breakfast!
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2017 @ 5:54 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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As the traditional school year gets underway, Governor Roy Cooper and First Lady Kristin Cooper are encouraging North Carolina schools to expand school breakfast opportunities for students
Published: Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017 @ 11:53 pm
By: Governor's Office
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I have to hand it to the N&O, it's had some stories recently that made me sit up at the breakfast table and say, "What the ...?"
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2017 @ 12:16 am
By: Civitas Insitute
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At an education event held this morning, Gov. Roy Cooper encouraged leaders in business and education to support improvements in North Carolina's K-12 school system, including an increase in teacher pay
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2017 @ 9:56 pm
By: Governor's Office
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I know you know I am a Noticer but did you know I can Chew and Notice at the same time?
Published: Thursday, January 12th, 2017 @ 5:14 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Governor Pat McCrory joined members of the North Carolina National Guard, military and veterans for the Carolinas Freedom Foundation Breakfast this morning...
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2016 @ 1:34 am
By: McCrory Communications
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