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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee's where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite an already crowded field consisting of popular incumbent Greg Abbott, Irish drug-addict Robert O'Rourke, and several unknown candidates, a dark horse candidate has threatened to upset the governor's race: Buc-ee Beaver announced his candidacy today.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 7:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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