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During a hearing on Wednesday, one Republican lawmaker confronted a Biden administration Cabinet secretary with a jar filled with colorful contents.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 1:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sources from the Almighty have confirmed that like everything else for the Orthodox, the rapture will also take place one week after the regular rapture.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A producer of lab-grown meat unveiled an ancient appetizer that’s perfect for your Paleo diet.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Footage emerged of a massive explosion at a chocolate factory in Pennsylvania on Friday evening that left multiple casualties.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 9:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration is facing pressure from labor activists following a report by the Labor Department that record-high unemployment has hit the talking candies sector. Many are saying this is due to Mars, Inc. firing their M&M's spokescandies and hiring Maya Rudolph instead.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local second grader Tim Bumbly has been suspended from Rosa Parks 1619 Obama Elementary for repeatedly misgendering one of the M&M's candies he received in his lunch.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Vice President Mike Pence repented publicly at his church on Sunday after sources revealed he had eaten several "all-female" M&M's candies from the new all-female bags without his wife present.
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 4:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Those treat bowls at your neighbor’s door might be a bit sparse this year, or at least void of the good stuff.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Experts say they remain baffled at the phenomenon of candy manufacturers still insisting on making flavors other than the undisputed best flavor of all time: green apple.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many Americans will spend October stoking fear and building tension, with no shortage of blood-curdling screams. Then there’s Halloween.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:56 pm
By: Luka Laden
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FDA has known and only sent out alerts to warn people
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Dollar stores, or any other stores, for the matter, have no bearing on what I eat. Or on anyone else, really.
Published: Friday, December 20th, 2019 @ 8:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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I arrived in Elizabeth City, early in the afternoon, on Wednesday. It had rained the whole day. When I crossed the three rivers, it was impossible to see where the rivers ended and the sky started, on the horizon.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2017 @ 10:04 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Valentines day, at the rabbit patch, has been going on for a while now.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2017 @ 9:46 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Graveside services will be 11:00 am Wednesday, September 3, 2014 at Oakdale Cemetery and will be conducted by Rev. Lee Kinney.
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2014 @ 9:36 pm
By: Announcements
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