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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an astonishing Black Friday sale, Lockheed Martin is now offering to equip 2 wars for the price of 1.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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$75,000 in rewards offered for information leading to arrest and conviction of Moore County vandals.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Local dad Justin Simpson took a trip to the mall on Christmas Eve to begin his Christmas shopping, only to find a vacant lot where the mall once stood.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Bill 1005 would strengthen penalties associated with organized retail theft.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 10:07 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Miracles from God
Published: Saturday, May 14th, 2022 @ 9:53 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Shutting down pipelines and then being shocked by high oil prices. Foisting vaccine mandates on truck drivers when there are rampant shipping and supply-chain problems. Passing multitrillion-dollar spending bills and being gobsmacked by runaway inflation.
Published: Friday, January 7th, 2022 @ 9:05 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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I did as I said I would . . . and went to bed earlier than usual on Sunday.
Published: Thursday, December 19th, 2019 @ 3:52 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Now, it is winter. It matters little to me what the calendar declares, for I know winter when I see it.
Published: Sunday, December 8th, 2019 @ 9:19 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump Before Air Force One Departure
Published: Thursday, August 15th, 2019 @ 11:19 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The first day of December has dawned, quietly and subtly.
Published: Saturday, December 15th, 2018 @ 1:25 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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It started snowing in the late evening, yesterday. Today, when light came to the rabbit patch, the territory looked like a post card from a place like "New England" or my friend "Fayes' Iowa".
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2018 @ 5:50 am
By: Michele Rhem
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I seem to have a problem keeping watches, and I had a sudden ah-ha today that my problem began the Christmas I was eight years old.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 6:37 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The Automatic External Defibrilators (AEDs) donated by Vidant Health have now been deployed throughout campus. The AEDs will improve our ability to provide assistance in medical emergencies.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2016 @ 5:12 am
By: Barbara Tansey
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Historians and history majors among our campus community certainly remember the significance of Sunday's date - December 7. The date was designated by Congress in 1994 as National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. While we take time to remember our veterans and fallen soldiers on other days...
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2014 @ 4:09 pm
By: Barbara Tansey
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You are right about Christmas sales --- it is so totally laughable that now Black Friday is outdone by the 2 weeks prior BS!!
Published: Sunday, November 23rd, 2014 @ 10:33 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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