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Joe Biden showered with young daughter
Published: Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: John Steed
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First On Morning Wire: Steve Nikoui just wants Joe Biden to acknowledge his son’s sacrifice
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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The New York Times has sounded the alarm, issuing a dire warning to the nation: involved and loving cartoon dads could be the catalyst for an epidemic of involved and loving dads in real life.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 3:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Marcus Dunn passed away this morning after being asked one too many questions before nine o'clock in the morning.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Buta Biberaj as well as the rest of the remaining Loudoun County school board members voted out of office
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's not easy being a dad. Exemplifying bravery, leadership, and wisdom while simultaneously consuming an entire pig's worth of bacon per day and explaining to your wife how every daily event relates to The Lord of the Rings is hard work.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Israeli-American professor Shai Davidai took to X on Monday to double down on a recent video calling out his own university’s president and others for failing to condemn the horrific attacks committed by Hamas terrorists against Israeli civilians on October 7.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As an important moral lesson to children everywhere, fathers across the United States reminded their kids that it's never okay to lie unless it's being done to save a few bucks by ordering food from the kid's menu at restaurants.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After tragedy struck a local family last night, local dad Jordan Duckworth bore the unenviable task of notifying his children that a burglar had broken into their home and stolen all of the Reese's peanut butter cups they had received while trick-or-treating.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father of two is reported to have told one of the most thrillingly epic bedtime stories in recent history during a recent bedtime.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scott Smith: "What should scare every American is that I had to take this, because I could not trust our justice system"
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local father of three Drake Burlingham is reportedly unsure if he should take his children to the free fireworks show at nearby Blunt Park since he can put on his own show in the driveway for the low price of $800.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New dad Ben Olsen proudly completed changing his baby's diaper this morning with only 427 wipes, down from his previous record of 856 wipes.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 1:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After catching his teenage son looking at pornography, local father Daniel Gouge sat his son down for a heart-to-heart talk before meting out justice by giving him a copy of the latest swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, which features Martha Stewart on the cover.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 5:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father determined the time had come to sit his young son down and officially have "The Talk"...about the Star Wars sequel trilogy. The man reportedly knew he couldn't avoid it any longer once the boy began to talk about how great The Last Jedi was.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father has run into a problem familiar to other dads across the country, as by the time he had finished installing a new car seat for his young child, the child had already outgrown it.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Darryl Cochran took his son Jason to the mall for a history lesson about how his forefathers shopped for clothing.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 1:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two innocent local children have been left on the brink of starvation after their father failed to cut their sandwiches into little dinosaur shapes the way their mother does.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 10:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Less than a week after Christmas, local father Brandon Copeland decided to slip the Grinch twenty bucks to come take the drum set his son got for Christmas.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the last hours of the Christmas and New Year's seasons ticking away, a local man found himself looking forward to the coming peace and quiet he will experience when returning to work after the holiday break.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Justin Simpson took a trip to the mall on Christmas Eve to begin his Christmas shopping, only to find a vacant lot where the mall once stood.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Walk Off the Earth has a new Christmas video, and short of accusing this extremely talented ensemble of being racist in this overly Politically Correct (PC) America, their rendition of "Feliz Navidad", a song made famous by Freddy Fender in 1977, is funny and definitely "in the Christmas spirit".
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 11:14 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the holidays just around the corner, Nerf has introduced its new line of high-capacity, rapid-fire guns with a highly realistic ad that is just two hours of Dad picking up darts.
Published: Wednesday, November 23rd, 2022 @ 1:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An aid worker and Tennessee native was murdered in the streets of Baghdad, Iraq, in front of his family earlier this week.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 6:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) said during an interview this week that Miami-Dade County, Florida’s largest county and a Democrat stronghold, is turning red because of conservatism.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 3:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters this week carrying a sink all so he could say "Let that sink in,"
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pro Dad and savvy world traveler Chip Dunnings is taking his family on vacation, and to avoid missing the flight, has made sure the family shows up packed and ready to go before the airport is even built.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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John Amanchukwu, a local pastor and father in North Carolina, erupted on a school board this week in a video that has since gone viral in which he criticized the district for prioritizing wokeness instead of focusing on the needs of students who are failing.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 2:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Serious question: If President Joe Biden were your dad, would you let him live on his own? Or would you start having conversations with your siblings about putting him in a retirement home?
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 4:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Are you a Dad looking for ways to bond with your son? It's important to spend quality time with your boys and teach them how to be real men! Otherwise, they may grow up to be whiny weaklings! Not good!
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Shane O'Mera recently attended "back to school" night at his daughter Amanda's school in order to learn more about what grade she's in now.
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 7:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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