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When you suggest that all acts of violence are equivalent, you are preventing the actual solutions to those problems.
Published: Friday, December 26th, 2025 @ 1:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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as Beaufort County Community College hires DEI director
Published: Thursday, January 4th, 2024 @ 7:23 am
By: John Steed
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GRAND ISLAND, NE — A local child named Clive Genteel has a really dumb favorite dinosaur. Get this, it's a Brachiosaurus! Has he even seen a T-Rex before? That could eat a dumb Brachiosaurus for breakfast.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Brian Kilmeade had a bit of a hot mic moment on Tuesday during a vote to see whether Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) had the support necessary to become the next Speaker of the House.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 9:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Beloved “Harry Potter” actor Sir Michael Gambon has died at the age of 82.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley exploded on pharmaceutical executive Vivek Ramaswamy during the second GOP primary debate on Wednesday night at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Trump made a statement from his Florida resort on Wednesday, responding to DeSantis's announcement he was running for President. In it, he attacked his opponent for mismanaging the state so badly that only a really dumb idiot would ever want to live there.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 1:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Studio executives at Disney have been left dumbfounded by the enormous success of Universal's The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which has inexplicably made over $1 billion dollars worldwide despite not featuring any trans goombas anywhere in the film.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As beer sales continue to plunge in the wake of Bud Light's partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth released a statement to entice customers to start buying Bud Light products again.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 8:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) revealed why she stopped going to what she called “dumb” Democrat luncheons with “old dudes” sitting around “eating Jell-O” and everyone bragging about themselves.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Oh no! Silicon Valley Bank imploded on itself, dealing a significant blow to our economy! If only those dumb rich people were smart enough to stop putting their money in a bank.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Don’t blame the House January 6 committee for burying Capitol security video that devastated its “violent insurrection” narrative. Turns out members had never seen it either, according to the chairman.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Swamp’s reaction to Fox News’s Tucker Carlson airing of less than two hours total of January 6 video footage proves that at best, the powers that be think you are really dumb and cannot handle doing your own research
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new study has found that everyone at the gym is, in fact, watching you and laughing at your little sissy dumbbells.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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China sending “lethal support” to Russia would be “catastrophic” for U.S.-China relations, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) warned on Sunday.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 12:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 11:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Witnesses reported that the Gerbison household was in an unpleasant state after the dumb oaf of a husband, Gill, assumed he could use the bathroom's hand towels to dry his hands.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Leaked internal messages among the faculty at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry reveal clear collusion between the school's headmaster, Professor Albus Dumbledore, and Gryffindor House, which won the year-long contest for the House Cup.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kid Rock slammed “dumb liberals” who he said have moved to red states and brought their “effing politics” with them as he mounts an effort to prevent the former home of late-legendary country music star Hank Williams from being destroyed.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 11:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tim Burton is not interested in working with Disney again because of a bad experience making “Dumbo,” plus some issues with the Marvel multiverse.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 9:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge appointed by former President Barack Obama faced backlash this week for issuing a preliminary injunction against a law signed by Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis that targets woke indoctrination in higher education.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 6:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In “Politics & The English Language,” George Orwell warns writers to avoid using dying metaphors that have lost “all evocative power.” For example, making fun of hippie liberals for getting a “degree in underwater basketweaving” is now a bit outdated.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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People are addicted to their phones
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:43 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Sources at the CIA have determined it is in the best interest of the United States that they publicize intercepted recordings of a high-profile meeting among China's top government officers
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez disputed claims of Republicans who claim the U.S. has devolved into a banana republic following the raid on former President Trump's Florida residence, saying that America is more like a Forever 21.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 5:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Sunday, Harvard student David Hogg, who became well-known as a teenager for his anti-gun rhetoric and subsequent leftist positions and somehow was offered a place at the prestigious institution over other applicants despite the fact that he reportedly scored 1270 on the SAT.
Published: Tuesday, July 19th, 2022 @ 3:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Podcaster Joe Rogan spoke to director Mike Judge recently about the legacy of his movie “Idiocracy,” saying Judge nailed “the dumbing down of people” in his dystopian comedy from 2006.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 7:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Almost as dumb as wearing face masks to stop Covid
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 9:53 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Dumbing down of America
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 6:56 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Fuel price control proposal
Published: Tuesday, May 17th, 2022 @ 3:36 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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On Sunday, rapper Cardi B revealed what she thought of her fans, calling them her “f***ing dumb*** fan base.”
Published: Thursday, April 7th, 2022 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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File this under “World’s Dumbest Criminals.”
Published: Friday, March 25th, 2022 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Just in case s*** over at Twitter gets even dumber, I’m here now as well. Rejoice!"
Published: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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More destruction of America from within
Published: Tuesday, January 4th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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On Thursday, Fox News’ Chris Wallace, commenting on the trend among Democrats and President Biden to claim that Biden’s Build Back Better agenda that encompasses the $3.5 trillion reconciliation package would “cost zero,” snapped, “this might be the dumbest spin line I’ve ever heard.”
Published: Wednesday, December 8th, 2021 @ 3:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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