Following the release of additional January 6 security footage, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced that the bureau would record 44,000 hours of live commentary for a special extended edition release on DVD.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 2:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a blow to the transparency of information and what could have been a treasure trove of evidence against a global sex trafficking ring, the Pentagon has announced the lost F-35 fighter jet was apparently carrying the only known copy of Jeffrey Epstein's client list.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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(Continued from headline) Trump calling Charlottesville neo-nazis "fine people," COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness, Bubba Wallace garage noose, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The most advanced Artificial Intelligence on the planet was declared an illiterate moron Monday after viewing CNN for just three hours, say sources.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 7:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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HuffPost White House correspondent S. V. Date used the 22nd anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks to claim that former President Donald Trump was worse than “Osama bin Biden.”
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 9:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis said during an interview on Tuesday that as President of the United States, he will clean house at the FBI and Department of Justice following a series of investigations that have been criticized as being politically motivated.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 1:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The motive behind a sandbag's sudden attack on President Joe Biden became more clear today, as sources within the federal government have produced photos showing the sandbag also participated in the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6, 2021.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 12:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina Republican Dan Bishop said this week that the Bank of America provided the FBI with private financial information about anyone who was in Washington, D.C., from January 5-7, 2021.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 7:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Lawmakers in New York have taken action to ban the use of gas stoves in residential buildings after newly discovered footage revealed a gas stove participating in the January 6, 2021 U.S. Capitol Building riot.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 11:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the extremely beautiful and perfect Congresswoman AOC has still failed to notice a group of handsome and talented satire writers, even though they are really funny and have written dozens of hilarious headlines about her just to make her laugh.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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So there you are, trying to worship peacefully, and then out of nowhere a priest tackles you to the ground and arrests you for radical traditionalism because you spoke in Latin.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Vice President Mike Pence will forego appealing a federal court order that requires him to testify before a grand jury investigating the actions of former President Donald Trump in the weeks leading up to the January 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former House Jan 6 committee Chairman Bennie Thompson (D-MS) claimed on Wednesday that he and other members of the January 6th Committee had not had access to all of the footage of that day’s events, saying that “a team of employees” had been responsible for going through the video.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Knew MAGA was coming on 1/6 and entrapped them all
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 8:29 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Thanks to Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Fox News’s Tucker Carlson, the record regarding the January 6 Capitol Hill riot has officially changed.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Previously unseen footage, shown for the first time on Tucker Carlson Tonight, sparked controversy for its purported portrayal of the Deadly Jan 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol Insurrection™ as a "mostly peaceful" protest
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk slammed the January 6 Committee the morning after Fox News host Tucker Carlson began releasing new footage of that day, heretofore unseen by the public.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 4:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the TV
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Poor lil' guy! According to sources, Senator Mitch McConnell became so spooked today by the release of unedited Jan 6 footage that he withdrew his head into his shell and is refusing to come out.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrat leaders have issued a dire warning to Americans, saying that anyone who watches unedited clips of the footage from January 6 runs the risk of arriving at a conclusion that hasn't been approved by Democrat leaders.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning revelation last night, Fox News host Tucker Carlson aired previously unseen footage from the January 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol that definitively showed the mastermind behind the entire incident.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Witnesses reported seeing former U.S. Representative Adam Kinzinger sob with delight after his mom allowed him to open one Jan 6th present on Jan 6th Eve.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Something we all knew
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump responded to the House January 6 Committee's recommendation Tuesday to refer him to the Justice Department for criminal prosecution by rehashing everything that has happened since the 2016 election.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) said Tuesday that the ongoing January 6 committee hearings were designed by Democrats to distract from the “disastrous result of their policies.”
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 6:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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FBI Director Chris Wray refused to say Tuesday whether FBI sources had dressed as Trump supporters and entered the U.S. Capitol ahead of protesters on January 6, 2021.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative radio host and former Trump advisor Stephen Bannon was sentenced to four months in jail on Friday for defying a subpoena for the January 6 Select Committee.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol™ may have stopped broadcasting on prime-time television, but sources reveal the committee is alive and well behind closed doors with an audience of stuffed animals and action figures
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Last week, PayPal released an "Acceptable Use Policy" that included a $2,500 fine for people who use their service involving "the sending, posting, or publication of any messages, content, or materials that…promote misinformation."
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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