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An illegal alien accused of sexually assaulting and murdering an 11-year-old girl was freed into the interior of the United States by the Biden-Harris administration just months before allegedly committing the heinous crime, a new report from the House Judiciary Committee confirms.
Published: Tuesday, August 20th, 2024 @ 8:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden-Harris administration proposed a new rule that would allow illegal immigrants to access taxpayer-funded college preparatory programs that were meant to assist low-income American citizens.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With profound sadness, we announce the passing of Randy Gray Moore, II, aged 51, a beloved son, brother, uncle, cousin, and friend.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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BP apprehensions of illegal immigrants at the northern U.S. border have jumped
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 6:35 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal, misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Archaeologists excavating a site near the Temple Mount have unearthed a startling new piece of evidence that further proves the historical authenticity of the New Testament: the Apostle Paul's completed Awana vest.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With his note to the real-life Jets falling on deaf ears, Colin Kaepernick decided today to use his likeness to make himself the Jets quarterback in Madden 24.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Shortly after watching the third GOP primary debate, California governor and dictator aficionado Gavin Newsom immediately called for a ban on high-capacity assault high heels from his remote office in The French Laundry.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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So far, the Fresno Unified School District has refused to agree.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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The homeless population jumped 11% this year.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to introduce more honesty in their branding, NBC has announced a major change to the name of their Peacock streaming service, which will now be called That Service You Only Bought To Watch The Office.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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June's meeting comes as the state legislature develops the state budget, and candidates launch campaigns for 2024 elections.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Carolina Journal
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MSNBC host Joe Scarborough led a “Morning Joe” panel discussion on Tuesday during which he and several others attempted to spin Hunter Biden’s indictment as “good news” for his father, President Joe Biden.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom is condemning the recent trend of charter flights full of illegal migrants arriving in his state as "cruel and unusual punishment."
Published: Sunday, July 9th, 2023 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Monday suggested private homeowners and landlords could help with the influx of migrants in the Big Apple.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Housekeeping supervisor sets example for her children
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Developing countries are seeking to reduce their dependence on the American dollar as the global reserve currency, some of which are instead turning to the Chinese yuan as the communist nation fosters a growing role for itself in the international economy.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Collapse of SVB could be partially attributed to liberal work from home policies, other companies reversing COVID work from home arrangements
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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In honor of Women's History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as "weird" and "an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women."
Published: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bob and Louise Herman reportedly caused ruinous, irredeemable destruction on their teenager's life forever for the fifth time today.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 2:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) paused a domestic-intelligence program last year over concerns that it may run afoul of Americans’ civil rights.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 5:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Matthew Timmons decided to invite a couple from church over for dinner in a clever ploy to get his wife Amy to clean the house.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom officially ended the COVID state of emergency on Tuesday, nearly three years after placing residents under strict lockdown orders and expanding his legal powers as chief executive of the state.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In Tuesday night’s State of The Union speech, President Joe Biden focused his comments on a theme to “finish the job,” proposing new taxpayer-paid benefits, focusing on the more than 20,000 projects related to the infrastructure bill, and highlighting climate policy in the Inflation Reduction Act.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 11:11 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Once a year — every year since 1790 — the president of the United States has delivered a message on the state of the union.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a last-minute address to a concerned nation, Biden assured the American public that he will confront the current alien invasion once he has successfully defeated hotel junk fees.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 1:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden will deliver an hour-long address to America on Tuesday, laying out just how great everything is and delivering a mind-numbing laundry list of everything he hopes to do in the future.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local mother of three Claire von Vanvaughn has reportedly had it "up to here" with her children.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 9:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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