Biden Promise To Restore Decency In White House Fulfilled As Crack Found Was Of Highest Quality | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality.

    "It is this administration's policy to maintain the highest standards," said Karine Jean-Pierre, a black gay White House Press Secretary who made history as a gay person who is black and works as the White House Press Secretary. "The American people deserve to feel confident that any cocaine found within the presidential residence will only be of the very finest kind."

    Word spread quickly after a substance discovered at the White House tested positive as cocaine. With suspicions immediately raised that the presence of the cocaine happened to coincide with the President's son, Hunter, staying at the White House, the administration sought to quickly change the subject from the owner of the cocaine to its level of quality.

    "We all saw what the previous administration did to this country," Jean-Pierre continued. "Low gas prices. Low unemployment. Affordable houses. Peace in the Middle East. A prosperous economy. Strength in the military and at the border. A veritable laundry list of things we had to correct when we took control of the country. You can be sure that if any cocaine were found here under Trump's watch, it would have been some shoddy stuff that likely has baking soda or talcum powder cut into it. Shameful. This administration only allows the purest Colombian blow."

    At publishing time, former President Donald Trump had been notified that he may be facing new indictments for the cocaine found at the Biden White House.

Regarding the entrenched Two Tier Justice System's handling of the Cocaine Discovery found near to the Situation Room, in the West Wing of the White House: What is your position on, what Eastern NC NOW has coined, The Cocaine Presidency?
  This is a silly over-concern by over-reactive Republicans.
  Never in the history of the Secret Service's protection of the White House, and its inhabitants, has a dangerous narcotic been found in such a secure location, and then so inadequately investigated.
  Drugs are cool, so I might be the wrong person to ask.
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Big Bob said:
( September 1st, 2023 @ 9:23 am )
Planet earth called, your medication is ready.
Marie said:
( August 31st, 2023 @ 5:51 pm )
Why is BIDEN President? He didn't get voted in he was put in office by pelosie..n George Serois.. Trump should b the President....
Syndi said:
( August 31st, 2023 @ 3:24 pm )
Why isn't the so called Law enforcement, putting someone in Jail for Breaking the Law? Are they now Lawless? We need to Fire them , and find True Law Projects!?
Mel said:
( August 31st, 2023 @ 2:51 pm )
Hunter Biden didn't live at the white house during President Trump. So my guess would be it's from the current administration. Maybe even Harris's???

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