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After Ohio's vote to enshrine the right to murder babies even after the moment of birth, The Ohio State University has announced that long-time mascot "Brutus" will be replaced with the demon Moloch.
Published: Friday, January 5th, 2024 @ 9:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In recent months, Republican Governors like Gregg Abbott have continued their cruel campaign against parents who pursue constitutionally-protected avenues for cleaning their children.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 2:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hoping to quell controversy over its practices, a local Temple of Moloch has announced plans to host a "family-friendly" child sacrifice event next weekend.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Board room Demons erupted with thunderous applause and praise for their CEO Satan as he pitched another sinister idea of rebranding the dated term "child sacrifice" with "abortion."
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 3:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a somber press release outside the burning gates of torment and suffering, the fire god Moloch warned of looming supply chain issues regarding child sacrifices.
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 11:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After gathering at the steps of the Supreme Court and chanting all through the night in support of abortion, a crowd of worshippers are still having a hard time getting their pagan god Moloch to hear them.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Andrew Jack, an actor who starred in the “Star Wars” franchise and the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, died Tuesday from coronavirus-related complications.
Published: Wednesday, April 1st, 2020 @ 6:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I cross the border under cover of night and slip into the foreign capital. In my trench coat and hat, I hope to complete my mission unrecognized. On the icy river, lights twinkle from the distant hotel. I hesitate a moment, but walk on; there is no turning back. I will execute my mission.
Published: Sunday, May 19th, 2013 @ 2:14 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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