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A local church was thrown into an uproar over the weekend as one congregant was instantly turned into a pillar of salt after turning back to glare at what was later found to be a faultless and righteous sound man.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chick-fil-A has finally come around to celebrating pride month this year. The fast-food company has announced that throughout June, all waffle fries will be covered in salt from Lot's wife.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 10:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing.
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2022 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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