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In an effort to draw more fans to baseball, the MLB has done its best to make the sport less like baseball.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As a part of Major League Baseball's new push to both speed up the pace of games and make them more exciting for spectators, it was announced that pitchers who violate the new pitch clock will then be dropped into a pit of hungry alligators as punishment.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 11:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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