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A veritable litany of sage advice pours forth from the stands at every Little League baseball game, but some nuggets of wisdom rise above the rest.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Just one day after signing the richest contract in baseball history, Shohei Ohtani has reportedly begun having second thoughts about the Dodgers after meeting his new hitting coaches.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local little league baseball player found himself embroiled in controversy this week, as he was confronted with accusations that he wears 12% blackface when taking the field for games.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local t-ball player Luther Haddox locked up his team's "Most Valuable Player" award after running somewhat in the general direction of first base.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
Published: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 @ 10:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pulses increased throughout the sports world at a baseball game Tuesday night after a rogue fan abruptly jumped out of the stands and ran out onto the field, briefly turning it into a football game.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man spent the better part of Monday afternoon playing baseball with his son, tragically leaving him completely unaware of all the terrible things that were happening in the news.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to draw more fans to baseball, the MLB has done its best to make the sport less like baseball.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Mr. Oriole" set standard for all 3rd basemen; his humility made him a tremendously beloved figure in Baltimore
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The popular local independent league baseball club — the Eagles — has enjoyed a long history of tradition here in town, but that legacy had been put in danger after the club sold the naming rights to its beloved ballpark, renaming its home Corporate Financial Insurance Bank Ser
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the middle of what would eventually be a 9-3 drubbing against the Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals announcers spent hours searching for new ways to spice up the broadcast by talking about anything other than the game going on in front of them.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Williams is teaming up with a Catholic app for a prayer challenge the same day the Dodgers honor the drag group
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A large group of demonstrators protested the Los Angeles Dodgers honoring a drag troupe of self-described “queer and trans nuns” on Friday.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local little league baseball game was brought to a halt over the weekend after confusion arose over who the crowd was cheering.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A historic change is set to take place in the landscape of Major League Baseball, as the Oakland Athletics announced plans to purchase land in Las Vegas, Nevada to build a new stadium and relocate.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 2:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It looks like even the Oakland Athletics are joining the mass exodus of Californians fleeing for a better life.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 6:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As a part of Major League Baseball's new push to both speed up the pace of games and make them more exciting for spectators, it was announced that pitchers who violate the new pitch clock will then be dropped into a pit of hungry alligators as punishment.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 11:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball fans couldn’t be pleased to learn that New York‘s Department of Transportation misspelled the name of Jackie Robinson Parkway, accidentally writing the Hall of Famer’s first name as “Jakie.”
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Gaylord Perry, the Hall of Fame pitcher whose mastery of the spitball bedeviled batters and made him a two-time Cy Young award winner, has died.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 4:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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After Sunday evening's blowout loss to the Padres, Mets manager Buck Showalter held a press conference in which he complained that their team faces "an unfair disadvantage by virtue of the fact that our organization is much, much worse than all the other teams."
Published: Thursday, October 27th, 2022 @ 11:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge has hit his 62nd home run, setting the American League single-season record for someone with a normal-sized head.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The internet responded in big ways — including a shout-out from the president — as Aaron Judge hit home run 62 Tuesday night, breaking the American League single-season record.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 12:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Maris Jr. believes Bonds, McGwire and Sosa's records are illegitimate.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 @ 2:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Should he be regarded as all-time leader because Bonds, McGuire and Sosa reputedly used performance-enhancing drugs?
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Major League Baseball finances child mutilation
Published: Thursday, September 1st, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: John Steed
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Florida GOP Governor Ron DeSantis, who served as the captain of the Yale University varsity baseball team in his college days, talked sports and how it has affected his life on The Daily Wire’s sports podcast Crain & Co.
Published: Wednesday, July 27th, 2022 @ 3:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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There's always room for comedy in sports, even at the highest levels of competition. Even the most famous and accomplished athletes can find themselves in funny situations, whether it's because of a slip-up on the field or court, or something off the field or court that goes viral.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 12:21 pm
By: John Smith
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No. 9 seed Texas scored nine runs in the first two innings and claimed the 2022 Greenville Super Regional over No. 8 National Seed East Carolina Monday morning at Lewis Field inside Clark-LeClair Stadium.
Published: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022 @ 11:03 pm
By: ECU Sports
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GREENVILLE, N.C. – Hosting its first super regional on campus and in front of a packed crowd of 5,723, No. 8 National Seed East Carolina scored five runs in the eighth inning on its way to a 13-7 series opening win over No. 9 Texas at Lewis Field inside Clark-LeClair Stadium.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 4:57 pm
By: ECU Sports
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