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All was not trumpets and harps at the Pearly Gates following a surprising revelation that has really ruffled some holy vestments. Saints in Heaven were shocked to learn Catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New Orleans Saints veteran tight end Jimmy Graham was arrested Friday night in Southern California when officers found him wandering in traffic after he suffered a “medical episode.”
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local mom Chloe Levy joined the ranks of saints gone before, saving a sermon from disaster by pulling out an emergency supply of Cheerios.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints found himself experiencing an acute trial of faith recently. Following the controversy surrounding Bud Light's support of trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, he wished he drank beer so he could join in the boycott of Bud Light.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 5:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Raiders QB Derek Carr appeared on Monday to confirm reports about where he’s headed for his next NFL home when he tweeted a familiar saying related to the Saints football team.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scandal. Conspiracy. The beast which comes forth from the sea to make war with the saints and to overcome them.
Published: Thursday, November 24th, 2022 @ 2:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Holy Bible represents God's complete revelation to mankind. Every word of it is inspired by God and useful for the teaching, correcting, and equipping of the saints.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka, Mormons) have published a study revealing a disturbing trend among young Mormons. Specifically, millennial Mormons are waiting until later in life, sometimes even until age 22, to get married.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 10:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We're setting records together for farmers and for agriculture.
Published: Monday, January 21st, 2019 @ 3:26 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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List ten books that have stayed with you; don't take more than a few minutes; don't think too hard.
Published: Wednesday, October 21st, 2015 @ 11:10 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The Kate B. Reynolds Charitable Trust, while touring Beaufort County, recognized the "Helping Others Help Themselves" project sponsored by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the Washington Housing Authority.
Published: Tuesday, July 9th, 2013 @ 11:52 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Many who heard Becky Vinson speak on campus Wednesday already knew the outlines of her inspiring life story. From newspaper stories and an ESPN video, they knew she came to East Carolina University as a single mother struggling to pay tuition and rent while raising two kids.
Published: Wednesday, March 13th, 2013 @ 5:22 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Lately, the Beaufort County Republican Party Executive Committee, which I chair, has been either commended or crucified by other Republican activists. Contrary to the belief of many, I do not think we are saints or sinners in this regard.
Published: Monday, October 29th, 2012 @ 12:25 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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