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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Friday, August 28th, 2026 @ 4:16 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local Christian man Don Stanton has reportedly become so deep and spiritual, he's no longer edified by sermons that simply preach the Gospel.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Congregants at a local church participated in a time-honored tradition this past Sunday, with everyone standing to their feet to observe the 7th Sermon Point Stretch.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We often go to resources when doing research for a paper, for a sermon or talk, for Liturgy and Prayer. We cite our sources, something we learned how to do as juniors in high school
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 1:04 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Satan was reportedly pleased this past weekend after an adorable little baby unintentionally served his dark will by distracting people in the pew behind him at a local church and preventing them from hearing the sermon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Youth Pastor's 'Imploding The Submersible Of Sin In Your Life' Sermon Deemed 'Tasteless', 'Too Soon'A sermon by local youth pastor Rob Lambert entitled "Imploding The Submersible of Sin In Your life" was panned by congregants for being way, way too soon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local mom Chloe Levy joined the ranks of saints gone before, saving a sermon from disaster by pulling out an emergency supply of Cheerios.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Parishioners at a local church have noticed a peculiar pattern, as the staff's female pastor preaches a much angrier, "hellfire & brimstone" style sermon every month or so.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Point Community Church Pastor Andy Stanley has announced a brand new sermon series in which he will forgo his usual preaching style and instead just beat up a Bible with a steel chair.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Paul Duncan captured his Gen Z youth group's attention this week by delivering a powerful, poignant sermon on "Joseph And His Many Colored Bussin' Drip."
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tourists have flocked to the Holy Land to behold the newly-unearthed projector Paul used to play Braveheart clips during sermons.
Published: Friday, March 31st, 2023 @ 11:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a recent church service, local man Mick Cowlick found himself in an awkward position when he kept bowing his head, then peeking up to see if the Pastor was praying or preaching.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local pastor was left embarrassed last weekend after proclaiming "Jesus was all about inclusion!" in his sermon, as it was later revealed he had actually been confusing Jesus with Satan the entire time.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sermon claimed wound in Jesus' side "'takes on a decidedly vaginal appearance."
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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New evidence suggests that some of the people present at Jesus Christ's famous Sermon on the Mount had to sit in an overflow section on the eastern side of the mount where a large jumbotron screen had been set up.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Megachurch pastor Klive Fursteen has just delivered yet another hard-hitting, impassioned sermon where he couldn't help but get choked up during a particularly powerful point in the message.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a powerful Sunday sermon delivered by her pastor, a local woman has come under deep spiritual conviction that her husband really needs to repent of his sins.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 3:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We sent our Babylon Bee investigative journalists all across the country to find out which walk-up songs famous pastors are using to hype up the crowd as they leave the on-deck circle and take the stage.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 12:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following their sermon series tour in synagogues throughout Judea and Samaria, the apostles have come under fire for their message. Critics say that they have yet to publicly repent of their internalized whiteness, instead preaching “repentance of sin.”
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 2:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The District of Columbia U.S. Attorney’s Office announced late Wednesday that 27-year-old Brennen Sermon was arrested and charged in connection with an attack on Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Published: Friday, September 4th, 2020 @ 11:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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My Methodist pastor wife, Lib Campbell, delivered a sermon last week that deserves our attention right now
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2017 @ 9:37 am
By: Tom Campbell
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College Professor, Dr. Everett Piper, blasts student who felt offended at a college sermon. We need more college leaders like Everett.
Published: Saturday, January 9th, 2016 @ 4:37 am
By: Diane Rufino
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If a job is once begun, never leave it till it’s done, be the labor great or small, do it well or not at all. One of my mom’s mini-sermons.
Published: Saturday, July 4th, 2015 @ 3:30 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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BCCC faculty and staff had the opportunity to attend a series of 10 professional development workshops on the college campus earlier this week under the direction of Learning Resources Center Director Penny Sermons.
Published: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014 @ 3:22 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Last month, in a sermon the media described as "fire and thunder," the Rev. William Barber, head of the NC NAACP, mounted the pulpit of Zion Baptist Church in Columbia, South Carolina, and began to excoriate all things political - to the right.
Published: Thursday, February 6th, 2014 @ 9:39 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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Lefties and their mainstream media friends are bending over backwards to distract from Barry Obama's mess by sermonizing on "bullying".
Published: Monday, November 18th, 2013 @ 8:12 am
By: Brant Clifton
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In what will come to be the most important issue since Beaufort County chose to give away it's public hospital to a for-profit corporation, for a pittance, the proposed building of a new jail has taken a strange turn, and is quickly moving beyond the governmental grasp of the commissioners.
Published: Sunday, September 29th, 2013 @ 1:44 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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By order of Superior Court Judge Wayland Sermons, the Beaufort County Detention Center was reopened for operation at 12:00 p.m. on September 13, 2013. The Sheriff’s Office immediately began to return inmates to the facility in a systematic repopulation process.
Published: Saturday, September 14th, 2013 @ 10:20 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Self-governing individuals are necessary to have a self-governing society. That is, only a moral and disciplined people are capable of being governed by a limited government.
Published: Sunday, April 14th, 2013 @ 10:37 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Mrs. Marilyn Stokes Sermons, 81, a resident of 105 Driver Road, Washington, died Tuesday, June 26, 2012, at Ridgewood Manor.
Published: Thursday, June 28th, 2012 @ 6:08 pm
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Marilyn Stokes Sermons, age 81, a resident of 105 Driver Road, Washington, died Tuesday, June 26, 2012, at Ridgewood Manor.
Published: Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 @ 6:26 am
By: Announcements
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The library will close for the Christmas and New Year's holidays at 5 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 21, and will re-open at 8 a.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 4.
Published: Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
By: Judy Jennette
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