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Have you been wondering why so many people are suddenly collapsing? Well, it's definitely not in any way related to that one thing, that's for sure! The world's top experts have been hard at work studying what could cause this uptick in deaths.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid plunging stock price, unprofitable streaming, and a business model intensely focused on sexualizing children as young as possible, Bob Chapek has been ousted from Disney and replaced with former CEO Bob Iger.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite the fact that Americans view at least 327 prescription drug ads per day, we don't seem to be very healthy!
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Be alert! Horror movies are proven to murder your soul by decapitating it with a spiritual machete.
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Hell's Kitchen superhero Daredevil was overheard thanking God for making him go blind and saving him the horror of watching She-Hulk twerk with rap artist Megan Thee Stallion.
Published: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022 @ 1:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, fan-favorite superhero lawyer She-Hulk continued to insist to her husband today that she is "fine", while literally turning into a green rage monster.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 9:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It seems Disney+ spared no expense in the making of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. According to sources, showrunners employed the latest CGI techniques to make it look like a woman can be a real lawyer.
Published: Wednesday, August 24th, 2022 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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