After years of training to be a pilot for the Rebel Alliance, eager young pilot Nej Berik was devastated to discover he had been assigned to fly the totally lame B-wing fighter.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 6:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As if we needed any more evidence that President Joe Biden’s foreign policy has destabilized the Middle East, emboldened American adversaries, and put U.S. forces and our allies in harm’s way
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 8:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you hate those paper straws with every fiber of your being? Well, good news — you might have a medical and environmental excuse never to use them again. Turns out, new information suggests they are worse for both you and the planet.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Good news! Achieving peak physical fitness doesn't have to be an unsolvable enigma. There are surefire ways to guarantee you a ripped, wrecked, yoked, strapped, shredded physique in no time.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 2:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of YouHistory was made today as the guy weaving in and out of traffic ahead of you on the freeway was awarded an impressive 1st place trophy after he arrived at the offramp a full 15 seconds before all the other cars he impatiently swerved around.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jameson Leeds continues to revel in never getting duped into watching that show Lost, unlike so many suckers around him.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 1:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being fired from her role as Speaker of the House, Representative Nancy Pelosi was photographed nonchalantly stealing the official Speaker podium to take home as a souvenir.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 6:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So, you've learned from Stacey Abrams that you can deal with high food and gas prices by murdering your children - but what other problems in your life could be solved by simply offing your kids?
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A federal appeals court temporarily froze President Joe Biden’s (D) controversial student loan bailout Friday evening.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 9:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the fate of all mankind teetering on the brink of elimination, if not outright extinction as reconstituted Russian battle formations prepare to strike western Ukraine from Belarus, we are reminded that most nuanced wisdom from The Big Man of the 79th.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 3:43 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Amazon's new Rings of Power fanfiction is being somewhat warmly received by critics, but the audience is divided, with lots of negative reviews being posted alongside people who thought it was fine.
Published: Tuesday, September 13th, 2022 @ 9:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan sends powerful but dangerous messages
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 9:37 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro bashed the Biden administration on Friday for publicly chastising people skeptical of his plan to unilaterally forgive student debt.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 2:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local Roman soldier Plinius was given his guard assignment for the weekend and was delighted to see he'd been entrusted with guarding the tomb of "some Jewish carpenter guy," as he'd be able to get some shut-eye and have a nice, relaxing weekend.
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2022 @ 6:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“They see us as people who write about them as hicks and losers and idiots and who are not on their side.”
Published: Friday, April 1st, 2022 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Anti-Defamation League, an international Jewish organization that is now headed by Jonathan Greenblatt, a former Obama administration official, has changed the definition of racism on its website
Published: Tuesday, February 15th, 2022 @ 3:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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leftwing mouthpiece admits fraud of Biden "green economy"
Published: Sunday, July 25th, 2021 @ 8:11 am
By: John Steed
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When it comes to giving out business incentives, you won’t find North Carolina at the top of the list.
Published: Monday, February 22nd, 2021 @ 8:40 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Now that Democrats control the White House and both chambers of Congress (however narrowly), they will probably approve a new round of federal borrowing to bail out state and local governments with shaky finances.
Published: Tuesday, January 26th, 2021 @ 7:53 am
By: Carolina Journal
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While conventional analysts focus on the major battleground states, Team Trump knows that the president could flip several smaller states from blue to red.
Published: Tuesday, September 15th, 2020 @ 6:50 am
By: LifeZette
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President Donald Trump claimed during a Labor Day press conference at the White House that while he believes the average U.S. soldier loves him, he doubts top military officials in the Pentagon are fans of him because he doesn’t support endless war.
Published: Friday, September 11th, 2020 @ 10:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Andrea Widburg of the American Thinker tackles the “hoax” surrounding alleged anti-military comments from President Trump.
Published: Thursday, September 10th, 2020 @ 3:48 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Former White House national security adviser John Bolton stated in his memoir that President Trump canceled a visit to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris over weather, undercutting a key claim in a recent story from The Atlantic that the president scrapped the trip because of the “losers” and
Published: Friday, September 4th, 2020 @ 6:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The House passed a franchise tax cut and expanded film grants despite an attempt to shoot down the expansion of film grants.
Published: Monday, November 4th, 2019 @ 11:05 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Well, first of all, at ease. At ease. Let's have a good time. Let's have a good time.
Published: Sunday, December 30th, 2018 @ 7:47 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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But as you know, earlier today, there was a horrific shooting targeting and killing Jewish Americans at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Published: Thursday, November 1st, 2018 @ 1:28 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution of the United States, they feared the possibility of partisanship overtaking rights-based government
Published: Friday, March 30th, 2018 @ 2:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Liberals, Socialists and Snowflakes, you truly need to find some other way to spend your ample, non work, non productive, way too prevalent free time by finding some other non Liberal, non Socialist, non Snowflake muse to bash
Published: Sunday, August 20th, 2017 @ 8:42 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The state Senate unanimously concurred to the amended changes from the House on Senate Bill 410
Published: Friday, June 30th, 2017 @ 10:17 am
By: Bill Cook
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In the wake of the growing Black Lives Matter movement, black police officer Jay Salien took to Facebook to post the brutal reality of what a police officer faces each day when he patrols a predominantly black community.
Published: Tuesday, July 19th, 2016 @ 9:50 am
By: Diane Rufino
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That’s right. Our license tags advertise us as “First In Flight.” But, thanks to ObamaCare, we are speeding our way toward being “First In Dependence.”
Published: Monday, March 30th, 2015 @ 6:45 am
By: Brant Clifton
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