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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's face it, guys, decorating isn't as simple as it sounds. You want your house or apartment to look legit, not like some uncultured goof lives there. And you know you can't ask a girl for advice, since girls don't know anything about proper decorating.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Best-selling children's book author Matt Walsh was rocked by controversy Tuesday after the FBI announced the seizure of over 48 GB of anime from his computer.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 2:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I was peacefully shopping at our local Wal-Mart. It is a joy to be in that particular store, although I normally hate the crowds at them elsewhere. In another town where I used to live there were 2 stores.
Published: Monday, July 28th, 2014 @ 10:27 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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