A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The burgeoning food and grocery delivery market is setting its sights on a lucrative niche as DoorDash has announced its new pickle jar-opening service for single women.
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 4:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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News and Updates
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 7:21 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Department leaders will span across America to highlight the law’s historic investments
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:01 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Policy updates expand opportunities for Tribes, underrepresented communities
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 3:45 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The Department of Defense is taking unprecedented steps to secure the Pentagon after a massive intel leak put lives in danger around the world. According to sources, officials are hoping they've seen the last of damaging security breaches thanks to their brand-new Ring doorbell.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 7:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a closed-door briefing this week on all the balloons and unidentified flying objects being shot down in U.S. skies of late, a reporter caught up with Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) and asked what he learned.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper kicked off the Carolina Hurricanes Fan Fest in Raleigh. He sounded the Carolina Hurricanes siren and spoke about the impact of hockey in North Carolina.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 2:49 pm
By: Governor's Office
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According to legend, local man William Scarborough stopped to hold the door open for people entering behind him at an IHOP 27 years ago and he's been stuck there ever since. Every time he thinks he can finally let go of the door and sit down for some pancakes, more people show up.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 1:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to make the transition from singing to preaching more seamless, Grace Community Church has installed a trap door that the praise band will fall through as soon as they finish their worship set.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Congregants of the church in Wittenberg have expressed frustration that Martin Luther nailed his list of ninety-five theses to the door in lieu of using the church's suggestion box.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Martin Luther nailed his famous "Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" or "Ninety-Five Theses" to the door of Wittenberg Castle church in 1517, forcing the Catholic Church to disband forever.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 10:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, 81, who recently contracted COVID-19, warned of Americans’ “waning immunity” from the virus and said they should be impelled to wear masks when in indoor group settings.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 12:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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DoorDash announced the launch of a new premium service DoorDash+, where they will at least make a small effort to get your order correct.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Easy access to school
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 3:07 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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No armed school officer
Published: Friday, May 27th, 2022 @ 10:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The East Carolina track and field program has one final tuneup before the American Athletic Conference Indoor Championships and it occurs this weekend when the Pirates head back to Virginia Beach for the Kenneth Giles Invitational.
Published: Wednesday, March 16th, 2022 @ 1:22 pm
By: ECU Sports
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Beaufort County Community College’s Division of Continuing Education has classes–some that are free–coming up to help you enjoy the outdoors, either in your own yard or further from home.
Published: Tuesday, January 25th, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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On August 3, 2020, the Beaufort County Commissioners met in an open general meeting to discuss many issues, not least of which is the ongoing and massively expensive repair of the jail doors that have been stretched out now for over a year and a half since first discovered as a problem.
Published: Friday, January 14th, 2022 @ 9:45 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Creedence Clearwater Revival released their Cosmo's Factory album in 1970. With all the hard rock and drug culture music on the scene it was nice to get back to some good old rock and roll driving guitar and down home lyrics.
Published: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 @ 4:22 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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St. Louis To Require Masks Indoors Again, Regardless of Vaccination Status; State AG to File LawsuitSt. Louis, Missouri, and St. Louis County will be requiring people ages five and up to wear face masks indoors again starting on Monday.
Published: Monday, August 16th, 2021 @ 3:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Govt power over rights
Published: Friday, July 9th, 2021 @ 11:00 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is reportedly considering “easing up” its guidance on indoor mask-wearing for people who are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 according to a source that spoke to the Associated Press.
Published: Friday, May 21st, 2021 @ 2:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Philip Klein of National Review Online pans a federal agency’s latest pronouncement on wearing masks outdoors.
Published: Thursday, May 6th, 2021 @ 8:30 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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State continues to strive to get two thirds of adults at least partially vaccinated
Published: Sunday, May 2nd, 2021 @ 12:37 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Gov. Cooper & health officials urge North Carolinians to use caution when planning Thanksgiving events; follow the Three Ws
Published: Thursday, November 12th, 2020 @ 12:01 am
By: Governor's Office
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“We have an individual and collective responsibility to protect ourselves...”
Published: Saturday, August 22nd, 2020 @ 8:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Remarks by President Trump at Signing of H.R. 1957, The Great American Outdoors Act
Published: Thursday, August 6th, 2020 @ 8:52 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The collective bargaining agreement (CBA) recently struck between the NFL and the NFL Players Association (NFLPA) forbids players from a host of activities, including attending indoor church services that exceed 25% capacity.
Published: Sunday, August 2nd, 2020 @ 1:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Some are claiming virus concerns. Not likely.
Published: Saturday, July 18th, 2020 @ 12:25 pm
By: LifeZette
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This week, the Senate passed the Great American Outdoors Act, 73-25.
Published: Friday, June 19th, 2020 @ 3:42 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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This week the Senate will consider S.3422, the Great American Outdoors Act.
Published: Monday, June 8th, 2020 @ 6:52 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The N.C. Senate Committee on Commerce and Insurance on Tuesday, May 26, approved duplicate amendments to a pair of bills revising state alcohol laws as they apply to outdoor seating in restaurants.
Published: Sunday, May 31st, 2020 @ 12:16 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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"I commend the bipartisan majorities in the General Assembly for passing a bill that would allow bars to serve customers in outdoor dining areas just like restaurants can."
Published: Friday, May 29th, 2020 @ 5:23 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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