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Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the results of a survey conducted among married women, over 100% of wives are waiting for feedback about the funny videos they sent their husbands at any given time. Statisticians posit that any husband reading this article, therefore, should check his phone immediately.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter owner Elon Musk explained during an interview this week why the political Left is no longer funny, saying that it’s because they no longer believe in things that are true.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After an introduction from Michael Che, trans rights activist Molly Kearney descended from the ceiling for her highly anticipated announcement of being both non-binary and non-funny.
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Saturday Night Live has launched yet another season featuring more parodies of former President Donald Trump. The cast and crew stated they would love to make fun of the current president too if only he ever did anything at all deserving of mockery.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 9:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to diversify its cast, Saturday Night Live has announced the hiring of a funny cast member. Dallas-based actor and comedian Josh Davis will be joining the cast for the upcoming season.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 9:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to make his upcoming Sunday message as entertaining as possible, a local pastor plans to stay up late in search of the perfect Bible verse to compliment the hilarious personal experience he wants to share.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the IRS the smart thing to do is to tell them if we have stolen but if we tell them we are stupid.
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 11:34 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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You will never guess who Chris thinks would be a good Democratic Candidate in 2024.
Published: Thursday, July 29th, 2021 @ 11:37 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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We have got to save Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador!...Or do we?
Published: Wednesday, July 7th, 2021 @ 4:59 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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She's always talking but she is not allowed to speak.
Published: Sunday, June 13th, 2021 @ 9:50 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The Donald Was a Media Darling...Until He Wasn't
Published: Monday, June 7th, 2021 @ 8:51 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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John McCain was heard to say as he walked away from his sparsely attended meeting, "I should have known!"
Published: Tuesday, June 1st, 2021 @ 9:06 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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John is trying to make Congress to take their work seriously but he is not getting anywhere.
Published: Saturday, May 22nd, 2021 @ 12:30 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The Border Czar Is In The Back
Published: Tuesday, May 18th, 2021 @ 10:03 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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What Facebook is doing is easy to understand...Or is it?
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 11:00 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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It was like a miracle. I had just heard about him but I would have known him anywhere.
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 2:36 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Our President is being maligned because of his lack of intelligence but I know that dastardly accusation is completely unfounded!
Published: Tuesday, March 2nd, 2021 @ 9:56 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The Vaccines have many names but they ought to have Only One Name.
Published: Saturday, February 13th, 2021 @ 4:36 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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It is sad to imagine, if President Trump had been returned to office for another 4 years, how many times he would have been impeached.
Published: Sunday, January 17th, 2021 @ 11:36 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Would it not be wonderful if there were no more problems in the Good Ole USoA?
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2021 @ 7:48 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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What does this election prove? Is it not obvious?
Published: Sunday, December 6th, 2020 @ 8:58 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Lots of social pressure has been taken from me.
Published: Friday, December 4th, 2020 @ 2:59 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The "free" lunch is back in a big way.
Published: Friday, December 4th, 2020 @ 8:46 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The response to accusations of Election Fraud is constantly changing.
Published: Monday, November 16th, 2020 @ 9:34 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is getting harder to do...Or is it?
Published: Friday, November 13th, 2020 @ 6:33 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Only the late John Wayne could do this and he is late.
Published: Monday, November 9th, 2020 @ 10:10 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Can anyone be always wrong?
Published: Friday, October 9th, 2020 @ 9:51 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Since when are we driven to get rid of the imperfect instead of trying to perfect the imperfect?
Published: Wednesday, August 19th, 2020 @ 12:49 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Trying a criminal for another crime who is already serving a life sentence is a waste of time.
Published: Friday, August 14th, 2020 @ 4:09 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Victimhood is everywhere.
Published: Monday, August 10th, 2020 @ 7:57 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Thank Heaven For The Postmaster General And His Lieutenant
Published: Sunday, August 9th, 2020 @ 8:33 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Once it is determined that an Awful Little Kid is an Awful Little Kid he ought to be put on a desert island and the key ought to be thrown away because he is an Awful Little Kid!
Published: Saturday, August 8th, 2020 @ 3:03 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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