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With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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American universities have become factories that produce “ignorant activists” instead of educated citizens after decades of radical leftists getting into faculty positions on campuses across the country, Michael Knowles said at Cornell University Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you're like the rest of us here in the United States, you feel like the last couple of years has put you through the wringer. Let's face it — the Biden presidency hasn't been all it was cracked up to be. Too bad!
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 5:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There are demons out there, y'all. An entire unseen world doing battle for everyone's souls, and we're just stuck here in the middle of it, eating our ramen noodles and watching reality TV. Just think, you may be possessed by a demon right now and you don't even know it!
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When former NASA astronaut Scott Kelly, the identical twin of Arizona Democrat senator Mark Kelly, tried to get SpaceX CEO Elon Musk to let Ukraine use SpaceX’s Starlink satellite internet service for use by the country’s military, Musk rebuffed the attempt.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 3:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC. The dangerous inmates have allegedly concealed their escape tunnel behind a poster of their longtime crush Gina Carano.
Published: Sunday, March 27th, 2022 @ 8:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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