A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What did you do to earn God's mercy? That's right — NOTHING! Nada, zero, zilch. The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all zero of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Get ''Woke'' - go broke
Published: Monday, November 29th, 2021 @ 7:33 pm
By: John Steed
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Salvation Army judging white people
Published: Wednesday, November 24th, 2021 @ 4:43 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Publication aimed at gays, lesbians and others calls out a 2020 Democratic primary candidate for his work with an organization they say is 'homophobic'
Published: Thursday, December 5th, 2019 @ 10:50 pm
By: LifeZette
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While the Salvation Army is best known for ringing bells and red kettles, the organization does much more than collect spare change during the holiday season
Published: Thursday, January 4th, 2018 @ 8:31 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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One cold December day a few years ago I volunteered to ring the bell to collect money for the Salvation Army
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2016 @ 4:37 am
By: Tom Campbell
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In is in the nature of humans to try to find order and organization in all things.
Published: Wednesday, January 6th, 2016 @ 12:31 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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