Just one day after signing the richest contract in baseball history, Shohei Ohtani has reportedly begun having second thoughts about the Dodgers after meeting his new hitting coaches.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim al-Thani dodged a question during an interview over the weekend about what would happen to Hamas’ leaders that are living inside the country.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 3:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Miami Mayor Francis Suarez repeatedly refused to say if he supports building a wall on the U.S. southern border to help stem the tide of millions of illegal aliens pouring into the country under the Biden administration during an interview on Monday.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 10:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Williams is teaming up with a Catholic app for a prayer challenge the same day the Dodgers honor the drag group
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A large group of demonstrators protested the Los Angeles Dodgers honoring a drag troupe of self-described “queer and trans nuns” on Friday.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Finally, multiple Roman Catholic bishops are fighting back against the Los Angeles Dodgers’ sacrilegious decision to re-invite a group of deviant drag queen “nuns” to its Pride Night in June.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Have you ever looked at the Biden administration, and thought, “Where does the president find these people?” Well, apparently he finds them in the streets of American cities mocking the Roman Catholic Church.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 5:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Dodgers will give the group a "Community Hero Award."
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 7:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. Dodge Franklin “Frank” Buck, Sr., age 83, a resident of Market Street Ext., Washington, died Monday, April 12, 2021 at Vidant Inpatient Hospice in Greenville.
Published: Wednesday, April 14th, 2021 @ 10:36 am
By: Announcements
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One of my best friend's believes that Ali was a draft dodger and coward. We had a quite animated discussion about it.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2016 @ 10:28 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Dr. Jeffrey Ferguson was having a quiet summer afternoon recently when a call came in on his radio. A person had called 9-1-1 reporting that a female relative in her 80s was complaining of stroke-like symptoms. The caller was in a nearby neighborhood.
Published: Friday, September 20th, 2013 @ 7:28 am
By: ECU News Services
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Erick L. Chapman, 40, of Fort Dodge, Iowa, died Thursday, June 16, 2011 at his home. Born May 16, 1971, in Washington, D.C., he was the son of Paul Chapman of Washington, N.C., and the late Shelia Richardson of New Bern, N.C.
Published: Friday, June 24th, 2011 @ 12:36 pm
By: Announcements
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