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Slovakia and Italy express disgust
Published: Thursday, August 1st, 2024 @ 11:46 am
By: John Steed
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In a crushing blow to the plans of the Evil One, the Jones family made it to church this past Sunday.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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suing states over abortion bans
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 6:08 pm
By: John Steed
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The world is in shock today after the father of lies abruptly stepped down from his role as "the adversary." The Devil credited the astonishing performance of TikTok, an invention he reportedly developed together with his business partner Xi Jinping.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Satanic Temple plans to launch its first after-school program in Tennessee at an elementary school just outside of Memphis come January, a development that sparked widespread controversy within the community.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 2:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Not a endorsement most would welcome
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 11:10 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Satanic Temple claimed the abortion ban violates their members' religious rights.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 7:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Party-backed Jeremy Rodden backed club even after a Satanist went on a murderous rampage five minutes from the school
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kelsey Meta Boren, 31, pled guilty in March.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Satan was reportedly pleased this past weekend after an adorable little baby unintentionally served his dark will by distracting people in the pew behind him at a local church and preventing them from hearing the sermon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Report: Satan-Worshipping Trans Babies May Be Unable To Find Clothing If Target Pulls Pride DisplaysAmid a nationwide boycott, Target has chosen to remove some "pride" displays in their store. Experts are warning that this could leave many Satan-worshipping trans infants with limited options for their designer clothing.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Erik Carnell, the self-identified transgender artist who runs the company Abprallen and was hired by Target to make designs for a “Pride Month” collection, asserted that the retail behemoth was aware of the designer’s Satanic imagery before the deal was official.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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The artist who sells Satanic merchandise and was hired by Target to design three “Pride Month” items shuttered the Etsy store and website which carried the merchandise as sales skyrocketed.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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promoting Satanist "Pride" collection in its stores backfires with customers; stockholders lose
Published: Thursday, May 25th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: John Steed
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The Lord of Darkness dropped by Congress to offer testimony on behalf of his favorite app, TikTok.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pennsylvania school district just revoked their previous approval for an After School Satan Club to use their facilities following extensive public backlash.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 12:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you read this headline and thought it was an article from The Babylon Bee, you thought wrong — though your confusion would be understandable.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a rare public statement, The Prince of Darkness has distanced himself from last night's Grammys performance by Sam Smith, which he denounced as "cringy" and "appalling."
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The ratings are in for the 2023 Grammy Awards show — which featured a “Demonic” performance by artist Sam Smith — and the show continues to struggle to bring in the audience it had pre-pandemic.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 5:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Viewers of the 65th Annual Grammy Awards slammed a performance on Sunday by Sam Smith and Kim Petras as “demonic” over its satanic theme.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local pastor was left embarrassed last weekend after proclaiming "Jesus was all about inclusion!" in his sermon, as it was later revealed he had actually been confusing Jesus with Satan the entire time.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Why did they choose Satan? Why not the Jean Paul Sartre existentialism club? Why not the Descartes club?"
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 10:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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During a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in Pennsylvania, Satan himself opened the proceedings with a word of prayer.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Satanic Temple (TST) is suing the state of Indiana over its recently passed abortion restriction law, claiming it infringes on the rights of its followers and violates the Constitution.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Features demonic pagan rituals and single Mom knocked up by Satan
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 11:25 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Christian Nationalism is a Satanic movement in which Christians love America and vote for Republicans.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Satan Responds To Roe V. Wade Overturn
Published: Tuesday, July 12th, 2022 @ 3:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Russian official threatened nuclear war against the U.S. for providing support to Ukraine, claiming that four of Russia’s new intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBM) could decimate both of America’s coasts.
Published: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 @ 6:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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