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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Female athlete Kelly Baker was expelled from her university this week after refusing to have her skull fractured by a man, reports claim.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 10:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While America still has a long way to go before being properly rife with diversity, equity, and inclusion in every part of society, today marks a big step in the right direction.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 7:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“We’re going to systematically destroy women’s sports."
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 1:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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A U.S. official said this week that one of the reasons that Hamas terrorists ended negotiations for releasing more hostages is that the terrorist organization does not want to release female hostages because those hostages are then going to reveal what Hamas did to them.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Star actress Gal Gadot called on organizations around the world to pressure Hamas terrorists into immediately releasing all of the women that they took hostage during their October 7 terrorist attack on Israel.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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A female student-athlete reportedly had two of her teeth knocked out during a high school field hockey game last week after a shot struck by an opposing male player deflected off a teammate’s stick and caused the facial injury.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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The 2023 session of the Synod on Synodality, a general assembly of Bishops, has come to a close, and with it highly anticipated answers to lingering questions as to whether the Catholic Church will ordain women and bless homosexual unions.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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The order includes definitions of male and female.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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We were devastated last week to hear the Supreme Court overturned affirmative action, which has been used to help unfunny women obtain comedy writing positions for many years.
Published: Monday, August 28th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An 18-year-old male student at a Wisconsin high school who identifies as female entered the girls’ locker room and began showering naked with four 14-year-old girls, a conservative legal organization said Wednesday.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 1:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, Senate lawmakers approved a bill prohibiting biological males from competing in sports designated for biological females at North Carolina schools and universities. It will now seek the House’s concurrence before advancing to Gov. Roy Cooper’s desk.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Carolina Journal
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According to sources, a female comic has broken a world record after going a full six seconds into her stand-up bit without mentioning her vagina even once. The previous record held by Amy Schumer was a mere 2 seconds.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 5:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"If she raised her hand, she feared she'd be targeted for retaliation."
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Texas school district recently approved a rule requiring students to provide a birth certificate before auditioning for the Texas Boys Choir or the Singing Girls of Texas to ensure they are trying out for the group that correctly aligns with their biological sex.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 3:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Parishioners at a local church have noticed a peculiar pattern, as the staff's female pastor preaches a much angrier, "hellfire & brimstone" style sermon every month or so.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Saddleback Church has doubled down on its support for adding female pastors to its staff, despite being kicked out of the Southern Baptist Convention, with founding pastor Rick Warren boasting that he has ordained even more female pastors than Jesus Christ Himself.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local surgeon specializing in gender reassignment has come under heavy fire recently, as his critics complain he is still stubbornly only offering "male" or "female" as options.
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 6:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The top female scientific minds from around the globe have come together in hopes of once and for all figuring out what the purpose of the strange lever that makes the car lights blink is.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The unnamed female CEO of Twitter has already announced that her first act as CEO will be to increase the Tweet character limit all the way to 1,000,000.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an absolutely genius move, Elon Musk has announced a plan to save at least 22% on Twitter executive salaries by hiring a female CEO.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg recently purchased female crash test dummies in order to restore gender equity in automobile crash testing and safety.
Published: Friday, May 26th, 2023 @ 10:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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James O’Keefe released a video Thursday evening in which two female inmates at the Washington State Correctional Center for Women (WCCW) discuss male inmates allegedly abusing the system by claiming to be transgender.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Some schools ban trans-identifying students from playing on the team of their preferred gender.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I would never trust a female pilot if my life depended on it," said local man Ray Strunk, who doesn't know how to change the wiper blades on his car.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 7:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A female airline pilot was preoccupied during an otherwise routine flight yesterday, as she kept hoping the plane's blinking "CHECK ENGINE" light would eventually just turn off by itself without incident.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday morning, Don Lemon went to host his morning show again after CNN placed him on leave for saying Nikki Haley, 51, was "past her prime" and making his co-hosts visibly uncomfortable.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Super Bowl flyover team featuring exclusively female pilots has informed NFL officials that they are running a "little behind."
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pfizer official expressed concern about his company’s mRNA COVID vaccines and their impact on female reproductive health in a second round of a recent Project Veritas sting.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 11:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Male M&M's everywhere rejoiced after the announcement by Mars, Inc. that the female M&M's are getting their own bag. The male M&M's hope this change will finally give them some much sought-after peace and quiet.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An oppressed Iranian woman who did not dare give journalists her name for fear of deadly repercussions said she finally feels like there's hope thanks to an American mega-corporation unveiling a new package of all-female M&Ms.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Producers of the Top Gun movie franchise today announced the historic, trail-blazing selection of the first black woman to play Tom Cruise in the forthcoming sequel.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The girls argued biological men should not be allowed in girls' sports.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 7:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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