After many heated debates over matters of theology, doctrine, and church carpet color, Lutherans have all finally agreed to split and form his or her own individual synod.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 1:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It would appear the end of the world has been postponed long enough for former child environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the University of Helsinki.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In history, the classical period includes the civilization of the Greeks and Romans who gave us classical art, architecture and classic languages of Greek and Latin.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 5:32 pm
By: Gary Carlton
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Show us a pulpit, and you've shown us everything we need to know about its pastor. In fact, our panel of theology experts on staff at The Babylon Bee have the God-given ability to judge with 99.97% accuracy the theology of a church just based on its pulpit.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 2:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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