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    Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

    It's just a joke, not a deep political analysis

  • Mexican tap water
  • A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
  • OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  • An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  • Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
  • Michael Jackson's Doctor
  • An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
  • A Palestinian on a motorcycle
  • Gas station Sushi
  • A Jimmy Carter economic plan
  • Brian Williams news reports
  • Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
  • Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
  • Emails from Nigerian princes
  • The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank
  • A condom made in China
  • A prostate exam from Captain Hook
  • And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

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