A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: Please join me in welcoming our newest contributor to BCN, Kathy Manos Penn, a native of the "Big Apple", by way of the "Peach City" - Atlanta. Kathy is a former English teacher, author of The Ink Penn blog, and a communications professional in corporate America. Now with Kathy on board, I advise all other contributors to mind your punctuation and syntax.

    Remember when anything anti-Clinton was deemed the product of a vast right-wing conspiracy? Well I just had a flash: Donald Trump running for the Republican nomination exists because of a vast LEFT-WING conspiracy. That's right. What else could propel a former Democrat all the way to the top spot at the Republican convention?

    How brilliant of Hillary and her supporters. Do everything possible to get the liberal media to give the Donald unprecedented and unlimited air time and allow him to polish his misogynist rant and trash his conservative opponents. Can you imagine the strategy sessions?

    They must go something like this:

       •  Hillary: Be sure to say plenty of awful things about Bill and his floozies.

       •  The Donald: No problem, I've got his number.

       •  Hillary: Don't forget to attack any and all female broadcasters.

       •  The Donald: No worries; never liked Megyn Kelly anyway, that trashy blonde. And listen, I'll get a real kick out of insulting Carly Fiorina. That broad never even smiles.

       •  Hillary: And be sure to say really sexist things about me. That way I can take you apart when it's just you and me running.

       •  The Donald: Will do, but let's not forget our deal. I get my pick of any cabinet spot or ambassadorship I want, maybe even more than one. And, I gotta get plenty of news coverage too.

       •  Hillary: Sure, you trust me on that, right?

       •  The Donald: Trust you? I don't trust anyone and certainly not you and Bill. You backstab me and I'll sue you for all you guys are worth, not that the money would mean anything to me. But I'd enjoy the heck out of trashing you and Bill for a few more years. Might even get a reality show out of that.

       •  Hillary: Now, now, no need to get testy. With me in the White House, you can have anything you want. How about Commerce Secretary or Secretary of State? I'd love to see you reset Putin!

    And that, my friends, is how this nightmare got its start. It's as plausible as any of the other explanations we've heard, isn't it?
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( June 22nd, 2016 @ 5:33 am )
 
Kathy, it may not be too far from the truth. I have often thought that Trump is in it just for the attention and it took hold. I doubt he has a overwhelming passion to be president like Hillary does, but once he got the ball rolling he went with the flow in true TRUMP style.
( June 21st, 2016 @ 11:30 pm )
 
Say it ain't so Kathy.
( June 18th, 2016 @ 2:24 pm )
 
Just a few days ago, I read an article in which someone else suggested that Hillary and the Donald were in cahoots to throw the race her way. Could it be a case of great minds...?
( May 11th, 2016 @ 5:22 pm )
 
The article may have been prophetic, but the whole idea IS pathetic! UGH. Just shoot me now.
( May 11th, 2016 @ 5:02 pm )
 
KmP: Your Hillary/ Trump March Article was prophetic. Not pathetic.
( March 6th, 2016 @ 11:14 am )
 
I'm no Bernie fan - Socialism is a foul corpse of non incentive - but so is aiding and abetting the enemy through the deceit that is Hillary B.
( March 3rd, 2016 @ 4:36 pm )
 
KMP: Maybe the Clintons are financing Bernie to give Hillary an old man to slap around until the main event.
( March 3rd, 2016 @ 2:12 am )
 
I'll buy this projected reporté.

I never said the next 'race to the bottom' presidential election will not be funny, and I prefer to 'laugh rather than cry'.

Thank-you Kathy for this humorous aside.



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