One of You (the Quickest One) is Going to Take Advantage of this Sure-fire Money Making Idea | Eastern NC Now

    I think I have enough money. Some of my dear readers do not have enough money. Since those of you who do not have enough money have been officially classified by our 9% Approval Rating Congress as Down Trodden, I am giving the quickest of you officially declared Down Trodden, the opportunity to take my money making idea and run with it.

    In short order, the go-getter among you who first seizes this opportunity will be transformed into one of the Filthy Rich &, I am such a nice guy, I will not even ask for a piece of the action.

    A while back I created a Foolish...Or Is It? that directed my dear reader's attention to the $270 pair of jeans I saw in Bloomingdale's Department Store (the jeans were new but they looked to be about 50 years old).

    Most of these worn out new but old jeans have slits in the knees. In fact, that is the most popular alteration seen on the jean scene. If the jeans do not come with already cool knees (with slits), almost every one of the dudes & dudettes out there will put the slits in with a pair of scissors as soon as they get home.

    Actually there are two Really Cool Hot Fads out there in The World of Cool & I don't understand either of them...    

• Slits in the knees of jeans.
• Tattoos on the human body almost anywhere & everywhere you can imagine.

    Do you see it? It ought to be jumping out at you by now! It's Tattoos on Kneecaps!

    When a modern day cool dude or cool dudette sits down, their kneecaps show through their cool knee slits. The person who patents this Tattoos on Kneecaps Idea is going be Filthy Rich!

    I can just see tattoos peeping out at America like these...

• The adored face of your favorite celebrity & her latest squeeze (better make a last minute check about who is the latest squeeze right before you enter your local Tattoos R Us).
• 2 Elvis'.
• Bill & Hillary.
• Hewlett & Packard.
• Brad Pitt & what's her name.
• Steph & Klay.
• Frick & Frack.
• Ball Players, before steroids make them look like bobble head dolls & after they looked like bobble head dolls.
• Eat At...Joe's.
• Dale Earnhardt, the dead one & the not dead one.

    The possibilities are endless!

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella