Unlimited Opportunity & Easy Bill Collection (Originally written January 27, 2010) | Eastern NC Now

Those Deluxe Box Seats at football games are full of crazy people.

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    I just read in my newspaper where one National Football League Team charged $4,250 last year for one of those Deluxe Suite Box Seats to their home games.

    This article referenced one particular team but, you can rest assured, the other teams have a similar Sit-In-The-Super-Seats Pricing Policy. This team did not even make the playoffs.

    Where is the Unlimited Opportunity I referenced in my subject line of this Foolishness...Or Is It? Don't you see it? This is a golden opportunity for the Psychiatrist of America to make a fortune.

    People who would pay this much for less than four hours of entertainment are ripe to have their heads examined. There ought to be couches set up outside these Deluxe Suite Box Seats with signs over the couches to entice fans to lie down for a session...

"Nuts about Football? Let Me Have a Crack at Your Head"

    Back to the subject line of this posting where I pecked out, "Easy Bill Collection". In all honesty I must retract this statement because Psychiatrists really have never had a problem collecting from their patients. They simply print a notation on the bottom of their invoices ...    
"Pay Your Bill or I Will Let You Go Crazy"

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella
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