I was watching Netflix last night. During my early morning efforts to check the finance news on CNBC, I forgot how to reset my TV from Netflix to the Cable box. At first I thought my cable was down, then I finally found that I had to change the input from HDMI3 to HDMI1 input.
I have been doing that for years with no problem, but this momentary brain fade may indicate that the slide has started down the slippery slope towards dementia. A quick analysis of the situation revealed that I only remembered the proper sequence after my first cup of coffee.
My scientific conclusion: Coffee will reverse all signs of early dementia unless you forget where you keep the coffee.
The coffee is now sitting next to the Coffee Maker in the Kitchen. I hope I don't forget where the kitchen is. Are you beginning to see the Problem?
FOR THE RECORD, I DID NOT POST THIS ON FACEBOOK.
I am not one of those people who post every little thing on Facebook. Beaufort County Now is another matter. I hope you have at least one laugh today. I'm just here to help if I can.
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Stan Deatherage said:
( October 2nd, 2019 @ 2:16 pm )
Now, that is rich. I get it like a hit dog.
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Here us an interesting exercise.
"Make a list of all the things you forgot and try not to forget them again." Believe it or not, I think it works since I have an empty list. |
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I know. Stupefied people need to at least be funny, or, at the very least, laugh at themselves.
Speaking for myself, it keeps me from cussing so much. |
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I drink coffee. Sometimes it works.
If coffee supplies the estimable Bobby Tony with good sense, I shall endeavor to consume the appropriate dosage. |
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Keep up the humor. I recycle the jokes that I remember.
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