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Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New York District Attorney Letitia James followed through on her threat to seize the property of Trump by grabbing up the former president's estate, Mar-a-lago. The top lawyer for the Big Apple then turned around and sold the property for $740 million.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 12:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a pop romance earthquake, Taylor Swift dumped Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce for new beau Holden Armenta, better known as "Face Paint Boy".
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 3:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 2:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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"If there is no truth in satire, it's not funny. This isn't funny."
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Members of the terrorist organization Hamas were left frustrated after hearing many leftists in the United States and throughout the world were skeptical that Hamas had brutally massacred over 1,300 Jewish civilians after Hamas had put serious effort into livestreaming the atrocities.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied "hideaway" office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 8:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former police officer Derek Chauvin was charged with yet another appalling atrocity today after allegedly assaulting a fellow inmate's shiv with his body while serving time for the 2020 death of George Floyd.
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 3:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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