After Being Denied Tattoo, Sixth Grader Decides To Have Gender Reassignment Surgery Instead | Eastern NC Now

Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen was upset that he was denied a tattoo by the Inked Tats shop Tuesday.

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    TEMECULA, CA     Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen was upset that he was denied a tattoo by the Inked Tats shop Tuesday. So, he just decided to make a life-altering, permanent decision that he's actually allowed to make without parental consent, getting gender reassignment surgery instead.

    Aidensen wanted to get a tattoo, but his parents said no. So he went to the tattoo parlor, and they told him he had to be eighteen, a rule that Aidensen called "super lame" and "gay." So the youngster looked around for other things that he could do at his age.

    "Can't drink, can't smoke. Oh, I could get an abortion! Oh yeah... never mind. Hey, wait a minute -- that gives me an idea!"

    The sixth-grader happily walked into a nearby hospital and asked for the surgery.

    "This'll show my lame parents who won't let me get a Fortnite neck tattoo," he said happily as he jumped into a hospital bed at Rancho Vista Medical Center. "Hack away, doc!"
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( April 22nd, 2023 @ 6:54 pm )
 
Watching the video of the attack on Riley Gaines, it is easy to see that a lynch mob is in action there. That is the one you try to bury your head in the sand over. But the things you try to pass off as "lynch mobs", Little Bobbie, are NOT. They are just your delusions.
Big Bob said:
( April 22nd, 2023 @ 9:53 am )
 
Real Lynch mob, again you sound like a man of experience.
( April 21st, 2023 @ 1:44 pm )
 
Little Bobbie's "lynch mobs" are all in his / her own little mind. When it comes to a REAL lynch mob, like the one that attacked Riley Gaines, Little Bobbie puts his / her head in the sand.
Big Bob said:
( April 21st, 2023 @ 10:15 am )
 
Nothing more than a Lynch Mob.
besure said:
( April 19th, 2023 @ 8:55 pm )
 
You didn't say, but I doubt the sixth grader got any gender surgery. Are you sure someone isn't making this stuff up to prove a point -- I am not!



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