FBI Instructs Facebook To Censor Posts About The FBI Instructing Facebook To Censor Posts About Hunter's Laptop | Eastern North Carolina Now | After Mark Zuckerberg leaked news that the FBI had instructed Facebook to censor posts about Hunter's laptop, the FBI immediately called Zuckerberg to tell him to censor any posts about that censorship.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     After Mark Zuckerberg leaked news that the FBI had instructed Facebook to censor posts about Hunter's laptop, the FBI immediately called Zuckerberg to tell him to censor any posts about that censorship.

    "We cannot have news about us censoring people get out there uncensored," said FBI director Christopher Wray. "The solution to people being upset about us squashing a damaging story in order to tilt an election is quite simple: we squash that story as well, which will hopefully then tilt the next election. And if people then discover we censored the stories about censorship, we'll censor that too. This job is actually pretty easy."

Publisher's Note: This series of posts on this one issue - The Unprecedented FBI Raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate - can all be found here on ENC NOW.

    According to Mr. Zuckerberg, the FBI had contacted him with a directive to be on the lookout for Russian misinformation which could help sway the election. "Then all of a sudden, here are 51 intelligence officials saying they're sure the Hunter laptop story is a Russian plot," said Mr. Zuckerberg. "As you can see, I was a total patsy! I got nothing out of it, except this sweet FBI windbreaker and a bag of crickets."

    Although accused of using social media companies to vicariously control the narrative for political ends, the FBI maintains it is completely non-partisan. "The fact that we were dead wrong about Hunter's laptop being a Russian ploy does not mean we squashed the story for political purposes," said Director Wray. "Neither does the fact that we spent years trying to bury Trump under Russian collusion accusations that turned out to be fabricated. Or that we literally have targeted parents as terrorists if they fight liberal school indoctrination. Or that we are padding numbers to justify targeting domestic extremists, who happen to all be right-wing. Or that when a left-wing extremist literally tried to assassinate a Republican, we labeled it 'suicide by cop'. Or that a judge ruled we used bogus claims to wiretap people working for the Republicans' presidential campaign in 2016. "

    At publishing time, the FBI had also requested Facebook squash stories from that terrible well of misinformation under the guise of satire, commonly known as the Babylon Bee.

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  Yes; the Cheneys despise this former Republican president, and for good reason ... so they say.
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( September 2nd, 2022 @ 2:15 pm )
As publisher of ENC NOW /BCN, I am NOW including specific links, relative to the unprecedented raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate, for the grouping of all future discussions on the coverup, or the perception of a coverup by the DOJ /FBI of any, or all, lack of real investigation(s) into the longstanding practices of what is known as, or referred to as the "Biden Crime Syndicate."

Until I am convinced otherwise, it is my well considered opinion that the unprecedented Mar-a-Lago Raid is one of what may be many bureaucratic /propagandistic smoke screens to work as the prime mechanism of what has become the standard corrupt Democratic Socialist Non-Patriot-Shell-Game.

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