Biden Deploys 20,000 National Guard Troops To Defend Home From Incoming Migrants | Eastern North Carolina Now | Upon hearing that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is sending another group of migrants to his mansion in Delaware, President Joe Biden authorized a mobilization of 20,000 National Guard troops to defend his home from the invaders.

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    WILMINGTON, DE     Upon hearing that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is sending another group of migrants to his mansion in Delaware, President Joe Biden authorized a mobilization of 20,000 National Guard troops to defend his home from the invaders.

    "This migrant invasion of my sacred personal 10,000 square-foot mansion is a cruel and evil threat to democracy itself and I will not allow it," said Biden in a statement. "Everyone knows that migrants belong in one of three places: a tent on the street, a military base, or the voting booth. Come on, man! Blurgflebbit!"

    Biden also confirmed that construction of a state-of-the-art anti-immigrant wall around his property has been completed, but that he still wants the National Guard there just in case. "That's how many troops it took to defend the Capitol after my inauguration. My home deserves at least that many!" he said.

    Dr. Jill Biden has reportedly asked to keep some of the migrants there, as the massive waterfront property requires a fresh batch of unpaid workers for upkeep. Sources close to the president confirmed the National Guard will remain posted outside the property with no food or shelter until the migrant threat has passed.

    Sources also confirmed Hunter Biden was initially excited to receive the busload of immigrants until he was told they had already been checked for drugs.


poll#162
In what may be the most divisive period in modern American History, even more divisive than the turbulent sixties due to today's lack of patriotism, consider what are the major catalysts causing so much of this calamity of conflict, and vote: What most instigates the division of America, on this day September 20, 2022?
  Racism within our society
  Sex realignment to the detriment of our society.
  Biden /Harris Wide Open Southern Border Policy for the Demographic Upheaval of OUR Constitutional Republic
  Rampant Crime in Democratic controlled cities, and the possible contagion elsewhere
  Covid Pandemic, and its mishandling at the political, and bureaucratic levels.
  The unresolved questions /allegation regarding the flawed 2020 General Election
  January 6th Riot or "Armed Insurrection", depending upon patriotic perspective
  Joe Biden as Divisive Leader; Ineffective and Corrupt Executive
  Failed Education Industry, from an overall perspective, regarding all levels of education.
  Propagandistic Media in complete conflict with the First Amendment's guarantee of Freedom of Speech, and the awesome responsibility of a Free Press..
  "Orangeman Bad!"
  Bureaucracy rushing to a behemoth size, its unjustified expense, and far too often overreach.
  The Weaponized Deep State for political purposes
  A secular ambivalence to all that is real.
  Record number of overdose deaths from opioids and now Fentanyl
  Biden Administration's disastrous Foreign Policy
  Bidenflation /supply chain failure inevitably evolving into stagflation and recession.
  "Ultra MAGA Extremists" freely speaking louder AND LOUDER!
697 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#132
Considering that Joe Biden is considered by so many to be the Imposter President: Is he actually knowledgeable enough, wise enough, patriotic enough to be this Constitutional Republic's president at this difficult point in these tumultuous times?
  Yes, Mr. Biden is thoughtful and kind, and just so different from the "Orange Man".
  No, this representation of "president" is either too corrupt, too stupid, or both to be a real president.
  I just want the fun guy, who knew how to make stuff work back.
647 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
1,181 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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Cucuy said:
( October 2nd, 2022 @ 2:03 pm )
 
Joe 'PEDOPHILE' Biden is a trainwreck and needs to be removed, like yesterday... ASAP...
Mike said:
( October 2nd, 2022 @ 10:45 am )
 
This vegetable of a "president" and his whole clown circus of an administration is not even a joke,it is and has been a security threat and MUST go!!!!!
( October 1st, 2022 @ 3:38 pm )
 
Dovie: With satire it is always hit or miss, but this one by the Babylon Bee was pretty funny. If it makes you feel any better, the Babylon Bee has been banned from many of the Democratic Socialist Propagandist outlets and platforms.

We only present their material here because Eastern NC NOW is committed to the First Amendment in terms of Freedom of Speech, and the extreme need for a Free Press ... plus, most of what they put out makes me laugh pretty hard, and the boss needs that.

I think the only reason they go to the trouble to pick on Joe Biden, and his "posse," is because he /they are inarguably idiots, the lot of them - the Stupidest and most corrupt Administration in modern times. Additionally, if Jill Biden was a real "Doctor," she never would the corrupt fool run for office.

I guess it is that whole Non Patriot thing, for the lot of them, that compounds this situation of this our - www.beaufortcountynow.com
( October 1st, 2022 @ 2:32 pm )
 
You are NOT funny...I guess you'll write anything about Biden but I bet you havent written one thing funny or truthful about the orange d**k h**d ... You know he's got WAY more things going on to make fun of! Oh yeah.. Here's one for ya!! I bet desantis hates that the one he's trying to mess up in the polls is the one he needs REALLY bad right now to help Florida...guess he could used that plane money for something more important this week!!!
Gordon said:
( October 1st, 2022 @ 10:19 am )
 
Our country is so in debt there is no way out!!! Biden is only making it worse!!!!
Butch said:
( September 30th, 2022 @ 6:39 pm )
 
We're all going to hell if we don't stop the left bullshit coming out of Congress. FUBAR
( September 30th, 2022 @ 2:21 pm )
 
If people STILL can't see that Biden is SOMEONE ELSE'S PUPPET, God help them all. 🙄
Martin said:
( September 30th, 2022 @ 12:03 pm )
 
We need God put back in schools and government and We the people should be making the decisions not the elites in this country the election was stolen from the people
Lml said:
( September 30th, 2022 @ 1:36 am )
 
Even these forms don't set the actual truth. One is not enough.
And then the PRESIDENT !! the one who wants us to believe his policies, degrades immigrants to tents, sidewalks, etc. Voting booth is his whole purpose to give them citizenship. GIVE A ROPE LONG ENOUGH, EVIL HANGS ITSELF and truth prevails. Yay
Johnny said:
( September 30th, 2022 @ 1:28 am )
 
We need Biden out before he gets us in a world 3rd war
Martin said:
( September 29th, 2022 @ 10:51 pm )
 
We need God put back in schools and government and We the people should be making the decisions not the elites in this country the election was stolen from the people
( September 29th, 2022 @ 3:39 pm )
 
Of course Biden doesn't want the mess he made, we the tax payer
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