Democrat Enters Konami Code Into Voting Machine, Receives 30 Votes | Eastern North Carolina Now | Radical young voter Lance Bean was awarded thirty votes after expertly entering the "Konami Code" into his electronic voting machine Tuesday. All votes reportedly went to Arizona gubernatorial candidate Katie Hobbs.

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    PHOENIX, AZ     Radical young voter Lance Bean was awarded thirty votes after expertly entering the "Konami Code" into his electronic voting machine Tuesday. All votes reportedly went to Arizona gubernatorial candidate Katie Hobbs.

    "It gave me thirty votes just like that! It was amazing!" Bean said of his voting experience. "Now I'm the ultimate voter!"

    According to sources, the Konami Code is a well-known video game "cheat" that is used in a number of titles to give gamers an edge in their gameplay. Now it's being utilized to "power up" democracy, says County Supervisor Kagemasa Kōzuki.

    "It's not cheating because anyone can use the code - if they're cool enough," said Kōzuki.

    Republican leadership has argued that being allowed to vote more than once in an election just because you have the foresight to push a bunch of random buttons is a clear sign that the election is rigged. "You're not going to be satisfied with your voting experience if you cheat the system like this," said gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake. "It's way more radical if you win the election with the single vote you're given."

    The code was first publicized in a "Tips 'n Tricks" section of The Atlantic. "Conservatives don't read that magazine," said a fiery Lake. "This isn't fair!"

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Do you consider Election Integrity an issue of some real importance, or just another conspiracy theory interfering with Democratic Socialist political hegemony?
  No, complete access to everyone voting, even in a willy nilly manner, is more important than getting it right by limiting access to those that would commit Voter Fraud.
  Yes, the most inalienable right of real citizens of this Democratic Republic is the Right to Vote, and that right shall remain sacrosanct for perpetuity.
  Again, I don't vote and I don't care.
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Buck said:
( November 14th, 2022 @ 6:58 pm )
 
That's probably been what's been going on for the last couple of years
( November 14th, 2022 @ 5:22 pm )
 
I Just want to take one thin moment to let everyone know this one truth: The Babylon Bee is a satirical publication, and while there is always a varying shred of truth in whatever they present, their writing prowess is primarily dedicated to humor.
Rae said:
( November 14th, 2022 @ 5:13 pm )
 
Katie Hobbs is a cheat. She didn't campaign because she knew the outcome before voting happened.
Lee said:
( November 14th, 2022 @ 2:43 pm )
 
There should not be mail in votes for healthy people. And all voters should have to show a picture Id.
( November 14th, 2022 @ 1:24 pm )
 
One person, one vote. Legal citizens, living at a proper residence and alive! How hard is this.
Monika said:
( November 14th, 2022 @ 2:23 pm )
 
WE always wondered why in the middle of the night votes changed. Not fair. Plus we were not allowed to question the election.



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