Biden Recounts Time He Faced Down Hitler While Working As A Lifeguard At The Pool | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     During a courageous public statement denouncing Adolph Hitler in 2022, President Joe Biden deviated from his prepared remarks and recounted the time he personally faced off against Hitler while working as a lifeguard at a public swimming pool in Wilmington, Delaware.

    "Listen, folks. These types of characters can only be handled head-on," Biden said to the assembled media. "I remember when I was a lifeguard and had to get right up in old Adolph's face at the pool. He was running around, bullying the black kids, stealing everybody's funnel cakes, and shouting things in German or whatever. I stood right up there in front of him and said, 'Hey! Stop it, Jack!'"

    Reporters who were gathered to hear the President's statement immediately broke out into applause and declined to fact-check the plausibility of the Nazi Führer being present at a Delaware pool in 1962.

    "Who are we to question the statements of the leader of the free world?" asked CNN White House correspondent Phil Mattingly. "If President Biden says he confronted Adolph Hitler to his face, he should be applauded, not 'fact-checked.'"

    The President seemed to begin telling another story about sharing milkshakes with Japanese Emperor Hirohito in the days leading up to the Pearl Harbor attack, but members of the Secret Service whisked him away.

    At publishing time, Hollywood celebrities had begun lining up to appear in Stephen Spielberg's upcoming historical epic, Biden vs. Hitler.

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Sharon said:
( December 9th, 2022 @ 3:31 pm )
 
The fool wants to run again in 2024?! God Help the USA if he wins!
( December 9th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm )
 
This fool deserves medical care givers instead of secret service or maybe alive hospice.
( December 8th, 2022 @ 11:47 pm )
 
Yvonne: Yes it is satire, but there is an element of truth in all great satire.
( December 8th, 2022 @ 9:55 pm )
 
Shut up everybody! I love his Sense of humor it's sarcasm you guys
Chico said:
( December 8th, 2022 @ 7:31 pm )
 
He is nothing but a corrupt lying piece of work that is ruining this Beautiful country more and more each day that he is in office.
Hoss said:
( December 8th, 2022 @ 6:18 pm )
 
In no way shape or form does he have the mental capacity to govern our country.
Teri said:
( December 8th, 2022 @ 12:23 pm )
 
What an idiot. I hope we can survive he and Harris. No more democrats!
( December 8th, 2022 @ 9:39 am )
 
I think that his administration is the absolute worst one we've ever had.
( December 8th, 2022 @ 2:17 am )
 
He and Hitler emerged from their ride together through the nice, dark, secluded, Tunnel Of Love, at the Deleware State Fair, with milk mustaches, somehow, although they'd brought no refreshments with them on the ride.
( December 7th, 2022 @ 7:15 pm )
 
He's highly delusional! In the throws of Dementia
( December 7th, 2022 @ 5:56 pm )
 
Sick
( December 7th, 2022 @ 5:55 pm )
 
The Fool Biden is www.beaufortcountynow.com
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