'Greetings, Fellow Persons Of Color!' Says Justin Trudeau Arriving In San Francisco | Eastern North Carolina Now

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.

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    SAN FRANCISCO, CA     Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.

    "Greetings, my fellow persons of color. What's crack-a-lackin' my homies? Haha you feel me?!" said Justin Trudeau bursting inside the city council meeting and awkwardly trying to shake hands with a complete stranger. "I hear that all us colored folks are due to get $5 million a piece. Am I in the right spot to pick it up or what, cuh?"

    "As a lifelong black man and black resident of San Francisco, I think I speak for all us black folk when I say it's time for these whites to pay up!" continued Justin Trudeau failing to read the room. "So who's ready to go buy some Cadillacs and listen to Little Wayne?"

    According to sources, many of the attendees who were actually black and actually city residents found themselves somewhat amused by this strange racist white guy from the North, but refused to entertain his request for reparations.

    At publishing time, the city council meeting could take no more and had Justin Trudeau escorted from the premises after he said, "Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity!"

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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