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In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the Federal government was staffed by a bunch of totally depraved and sexually perverted weirdos.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Times are tough, and with the economy in such a rough shape, people are having to get more creative in order to build wealth.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Deere & Company [NYSE: DE] and Kreisel Electric GMBH, an Austrian company, which John Deere acquired majority ownership of in 2022, will create 50 jobs in Forsyth County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Governor's Office
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A longtime trustee of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City has had nearly $70 million in looted artifacts seized in the past two years, though investigators haven’t suggested she, or her late husband, knowingly acquired them with that information.
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hunter and Joe should be indicted for treason
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 9:25 am
By: John Steed
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On Friday, DailyWire+ announced that the media company landed exclusive streaming rights to “Convicting a Murderer,” the contentious follow-up docuseries to Netflix’s smash hit “Making a Murderer,” which will star Daily Wire host Candace Owens.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Six applicants have filed certificate of need applications with the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services to acquire one or more mobile MRI scanner(s) in response to a need determination in the 2023 State Medical Facilities Plan
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 10:53 am
By: ENC NOW
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JPMorgan Chase assumed control of First Republic Bank on Monday after the latter company collapsed due to turmoil in the financial sector.
Published: Wednesday, May 17th, 2023 @ 6:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Citizens Bank will acquire Silicon Valley Bank on Monday after the latter company faced a run on deposits and collapsed.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 12:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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As chairman of the State Banking Commission, I was pleased to hear the news this morning that First Citizens BancShares has acquired Silicon Valley Bank.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 6:30 pm
By: ENC NOW
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The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) announced on Monday that the bidding process for remaining assets at the defunct Silicon Valley Bank would be extended due to “substantial interest” from possible acquirers.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Netflix announced they have acquired the rights to tell the tragic story of Tyre Nichols' death at the hands of 5 black police officers. Leadership at the streaming giant confirmed the police officers will be portrayed by white actors.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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JPMorgan Chase shuttered the college financial aid platform Frank, which the investment bank acquired for $175 million two years ago, and sued founder Charlie Javice after learning that she allegedly fabricated more than 90% of the website’s accounts.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 6:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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DailyWire+ has acquired exclusive film and television rights to Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged,” and will develop a series based on the groundbreaking 1957 novel, company co-CEO Jeremy Boreing announced Thursday.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 9:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Two applicants have filed certificate of need applications with the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services to acquire one fixed MRI scanner
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 12:35 am
By: ENC NOW
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Elon Musk slammed activist groups for allegedly driving advertisers away from social media company Twitter, which the multibillionaire acquired last month.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 12:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter indicated Tuesday afternoon that they are moving forward with letting Elon Musk acquire the company after the billionaire entrepreneur informed the company in a letter that he wanted to proceed with the purchase for the original offer of $54.20 per share.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 1:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The newly released search warrant of Mar-a-Lago claims that Trump had recently aquired all six infinity stones and was keeping them on a fully assembled infinity gauntlet in his closet.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A protocol droid acquired to assist White House staffers in interpreting statements from President Biden struggled mightily in its first day on the job, in spite of being fluent in every form of communication in the known galaxy.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a recent announcement that they will pay their female employees to acquire out-of-state abortions, Amazon took things a step further this week by announcing a new one-child policy for all female employees, effective immediately.
Published: Tuesday, May 17th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal suggested that the company is making staffing changes in anticipation that the $44 billion deal to be acquired by Elon Musk may fall through.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new law being passed in Congress will require Christian colleges and seminaries to refund the student loans of Christian students who failed to acquire a spouse while in attendance.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter announced late on Monday that it has entered a definitive agreement to be acquired by Elon Musk for $54.20 per share in a deal valued at $44 billion.
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 10:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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U.S.—Chris Wallace’s name started trending along with search terms "unemployed" and "learn to code" when CNN+ shut down this week, but Wallace has voiced a more troubling concern than potential joblessness: his recently-acquired CNN+ tattoo on his lower back.
Published: Tuesday, May 3rd, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This past week 96.8% of people in NC were estimated to pose no threat of passing along COVID-19 to anyone. Nevertheless, 24 out of 25 (96.1%) adult North Carolinians — and 93.7% of all North Carolinians — are estimated to have either been at least partially vaccinated or acquired natural immunity
Published: Wednesday, February 9th, 2022 @ 6:17 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Company announces expansion of Hatteras with iconic MAKO and Ranger Saltwater boat brands to relocate to modernized state-of-the-art coastal manufacturing center
Published: Sunday, May 30th, 2021 @ 6:42 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The Beaufort County Board of Elections is starting the process to acquire a new voting equipment system.
Published: Wednesday, April 21st, 2021 @ 12:38 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Beaufort County Board of Elections is starting the process to acquire a new voting equipment system.
Published: Monday, April 19th, 2021 @ 11:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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History may not seem like it's on the side of Carolina Panthers quarterback Sam Darnold, who was acquired in a trade with the New York Jets last week.
Published: Wednesday, April 14th, 2021 @ 6:21 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The Denver Broncos are expected to have a couple of conditions before they make a move to acquire Teddy Bridgewater from the Carolina Panthers.
Published: Tuesday, April 13th, 2021 @ 8:22 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The Carolina Panthers just spent three draft picks and millions of dollars to acquire a player who was statistically the worst quarterback in the NFL in 2020.
Published: Saturday, April 10th, 2021 @ 3:09 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The Department of Defense is looking to acquire up to 100,000 Human Remains Pouches, the military-grade body bags used in war zones and disaster areas
Published: Thursday, April 2nd, 2020 @ 1:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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How to fit a niche is often an acquired trait as needs present themselves, especially regarding real property - the space where real people reside.
Published: Friday, March 20th, 2020 @ 2:01 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Last year more than 800 cases of tick-borne disease and more than 100 cases of domestically acquired and travel-associated mosquito-borne diseases were reported, based on preliminary data.
Published: Friday, May 10th, 2019 @ 6:21 pm
By: Daniel Bunting
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When did North Carolina become known as North Carolina and acquire its modern shape?
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2017 @ 1:44 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Academia is notoriously resistant to major changes. Whereas private sector firms rise, fall, merge, reorganize, acquire, and cast off unprofitable divisions with amazing speed, colleges and universities are hampered by unwieldy systems of governance, iron-bound traditions, and intense resistance...
Published: Thursday, June 25th, 2015 @ 5:35 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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During the Monday June 1 meeting, six commissioners again refused to agree to guarantee a loan for the Town of Belhaven so the Town can acquire title to the abandoned hospital property.
Published: Wednesday, June 10th, 2015 @ 8:07 am
By: Hood Richardson
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One of the numerous side effects I acquired while working for an engineering company for 40 years is a "tendency" to focus too much on details.
Published: Sunday, May 17th, 2015 @ 4:03 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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We have been hearing a lot about tax inversions lately. According to a NY Times article by Josh Barro published on 8/9/14, tax inversion is "... a tax avoidance maneuver in which an American company is acquired by a smaller foreign competitor, allowing it to move its tax residency abroad.
Published: Monday, September 8th, 2014 @ 3:18 pm
By: Jim Bispo
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