The state of California has officially outlawed speaking Spanish over the language's bigoted use of exclusively masculine or feminine nouns.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey everyone, sorry it's been a while since I've updated this blog. It's just been crazy around here!
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 4:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly took the floor with a biting question for her fellow representatives.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the most noteworthy geopolitical and economic developments in modern history has been the emergence of China as a superpower. The miraculous rise of the once-ascendent communist nation, however, could lose tremendous momentum as the strength of its manufacturing sector rapidly dissipates.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Apple, Inc. has once again astounded customers and shareholders alike by releasing new Airpods that conveniently come with one already lost for you.
Published: Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, local man Mark Swiss headed for his door but stopped short when he saw his chatty neighbor Steve lingering near the driveway.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 11:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Mike Campbell received his honey-do list over breakfast, and within moments calculated that his wife had doled out four podcasts' worth of chores.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 1:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In Paul's second letter to the Corinthians, he mentions a super annoying "thorn in the flesh" that burdened him.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 12:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Tennessee family visiting Walt Disney World got a frightening reminder of the power of cell phones, saying that their movements inside the park had been tracked by someone with access to an Apple AirTag device on their daughter’s phone.
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 8:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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