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Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.
Published: Tuesday, July 22nd, 2025 @ 8:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As emergency crews continued to investigate the cause of the fire that damaged the 10 freeway in downtown L.A., a new report indicates the blaze occurred as the result of a plan created by Governor Gavin Newsom
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they'd seen any dangerous MAGA around.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 1:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Tommy Tuberville said President Joe Biden would rather “burn the Senate down” before negotiating to lift Tuberville’s hold on Senate approval for military promotions en masse.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities sentenced a Washington man to 40 months in prison on Wednesday for his role in a plot to burn down the Seattle Police Officers Guild building during the Black Lives Matter riots in September 2020.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 10:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Federal authorities have begun a massive manhunt for an arsonist who on Friday completely torched three presidential campaigns.
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fires, looting, and violence broke out across the city last night, as the Black Lives Matter movement marked the 10-year anniversary of its inception by setting fire to 10 more predominantly black neighborhoods.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis responded Thursday to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s claim that he had advocated burning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the National Institutes of Health (NIH) “to the ground,” and he didn’t back down an inch.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 1:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Trans activists have descended on Tennessee's state capital today, proclaiming that drag shows in front of small children don't even happen, and also that they will burn the statehouse to the ground if lawmakers attempt to ban the practice.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 5:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The crash and burn looting of Silicon Valley Bank during the last month should be seen as a flashing red light signal of the impending global financial meltdown approaching at flank speed.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Locals are rejoicing this morning at the news that a nearby food production facility made it through another night without being burned to the ground like others all around the country.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To prepare for the aftermath of either winning or losing a football game, the citizens of Philadelphia have decided to pre-emptively raze the city to the ground.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The city of Atlanta is entering its second week of violent, fiery riots that have been organized and executed by just an idea.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, the parent company of the popular toy "Elf on a Shelf" announced a new extension to their product line – "Antifa On A Shelf," an Antifa-themed doll that burns down a different part of the house every night while the family sleeps.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 2:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources in the D.C. area, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh decided to "go ahead and get it over with" and burn his own home down before tonight's protests break out.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After federal prosecutors requested a less harsh sentence for a man in Minneapolis who set a pawn shop afire during the George Floyd riots in 2020, causing one man to die, the fire-setter escaped a murder charge.
Published: Wednesday, February 9th, 2022 @ 7:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms has ordered a Black Lives Matter “occupied zone” around a downtown Wendy’s dismantled and cleared after an 8-year-old girl was allegedly murdered by protesters Sunday.
Published: Tuesday, July 7th, 2020 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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They lost the election for party chairman in June.
Published: Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 @ 11:54 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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On April 27, 2013, from 1 to 4 PM, award winning naval architect, designer and boat builder, Graham Burns, of Vandemere, NC will give a presentation on Wooden Boat Kit Building, at the Washington Marine Market on the waterfront in downtown Washington, NC.
Published: Thursday, April 18th, 2013 @ 8:05 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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