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An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jonathan Barnes, unsure of the efficacy of a single button push, mashed the crosswalk button seventeen times to be certain the message got through.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis slammed transgender ideology this week when asked about ongoing controversies involving the hot-button topic.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 11:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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The quiet town of Sidney, Montana made headlines recently after a transdimensional portal appeared in the home of Bob and Cynthia Allen. Sources say the wife accidentally opened the time-tunneling tesseract while trying to find the power button on the remote.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While a historic political button suggests that the late Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once ran for president with pediatrician and author Dr. Benjamin Spock, the two never officially declared their candidacy.
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 11:46 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The Federal Aviation Administration has shut down flights after Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg fell asleep on the department's "SHUT DOWN ALL AIR TRAVEL" Button once again.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Journalist Matt Taibbi released the twelfth installment of “The Twitter Files” Tuesday afternoon that documented the relationship between government agencies and the social media platform.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 5:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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YouVersion, parent company of the most popular Bible app on the App Store, has announced a groundbreaking change to mankind's Bible-reading experience.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Google has introduced a new ‘Most Ridiculous Route Imaginable' Button to its flagship navigation app, Google Maps. The button went live to users this afternoon.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretive government contractor
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2022 @ 12:50 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Facebook is now sending messages to various users around the country to report Potentially Extremist Friends. These messages include a button
Published: Friday, July 2nd, 2021 @ 7:17 pm
By: John Woodard
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North Carolina has an opportunity. Meaning North Carolina as a whole, but also as a sum of its complex and diverse parts.
Published: Saturday, November 28th, 2020 @ 5:48 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The State Board of Education has tapped the brakes on the revision of state social studies standards.
Published: Tuesday, September 29th, 2020 @ 8:53 am
By: Civitas Insitute
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While promoting his highly anticipated new "cerebral" sci-fi film "Ad Astra" at the 2019 Venice Film Festival on Wednesday, superstar actor Brad Pitt commented on one of the hot button issues of the day, so-called "toxic masculinity," though the star avoided specifically using the loaded phrase.
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2019 @ 10:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As families button up their homes to guard against winter's chill it is an ideal time to make plans to test for radon, the odorless, colorless gas that is our nation's second leading cause of lung cancer.
Published: Monday, January 21st, 2019 @ 12:14 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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As Election Day approaches, you will continue to hear a great deal about hot-button issues that candidates believe may either swing your vote or motivate you to cast it
Published: Sunday, October 28th, 2018 @ 7:54 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The year has just begun, yet it feels as if someone pushed a big "pause" button within state government
Published: Friday, January 20th, 2017 @ 11:27 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Here are a series of NASA videos featuring John Glenn's Friendship 7 flight into space.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2016 @ 2:25 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Teacher education will be a hot-button issue in North Carolina's gubernatorial race this year. Democrats accuse Republicans of disrespecting the teaching profession and thus discouraging college-bound students from pursuing education as a course of study
Published: Thursday, August 4th, 2016 @ 5:28 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Conservatives and libertarians often serve as allies in public policy debates, but they tend to diverge on some hot-button issues.
Published: Friday, July 17th, 2015 @ 5:59 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Iconic actor Brad Pitt continues to play a plethora of roles broadening his repertoire, expanding his range as an actor as he grows into middle age.
Published: Friday, April 24th, 2015 @ 12:24 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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For tired teens, it's a dream come true: Slapping the snooze button has lost its stigma. Once the luxury of the lazy loll-about, those extra minutes of morning ZZZ's are just what the doctor ordered. Alarmed by an "epidemic" of sleep-deprived adolescents, the nation's pediatricians are urging...
Published: Monday, October 6th, 2014 @ 8:25 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Within hours of the announcement last week that two Charlotte-based companies, LPL Financial and The Lash Group, would relocate thousands of jobs across the border to South Carolina, political and civic leaders in Charlotte and Raleigh began pushing the panic button on business incentives...
Published: Saturday, July 5th, 2014 @ 1:00 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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I button-holed a Republican legislator recently to try and get some of the inside skinny on the happenings on Jones Street.
Published: Monday, October 8th, 2012 @ 11:17 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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With time and experience I have learned that the word button can have a deeper meaning than the definitions above. A button can also be an emotional trigger that we unknowingly allow others to push.
Published: Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 @ 7:44 am
By: John Inzerillo, M.D.
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The reversal of the natural birth to death process offers a curious perspective as a rejected infant overcomes overwhelming obstacles to live a purposeful life.
Published: Monday, February 7th, 2011 @ 4:17 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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