Chaos After Buttigieg Falls Asleep on ‘Shut Down All Air Travel’ Button Again | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, DC     The Federal Aviation Administration has shut down flights after Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg fell asleep on the department's "SHUT DOWN ALL AIR TRAVEL" Button once again. Buttigieg fell asleep on the Button on Tuesday morning, grinding domestic air travel to a halt.

    "This is the third time this has happened," said a frustrated Transportation Undersecretary Janet Higgins. "We had discussed internally the amount of care we needed to take when in the vicinity of the button, and we had even discussed moving it."

    "Why do we even have that button anyway?"

    According to sources, Buttigieg had been visibly tired during a recent meeting. "He looked beat," said a Transportation aide who wished to remain anonymous. "Some of us even suggested he should go home, take a nap, or move away from the button."

    While some find the Secretary of Transportation once again accidentally shutting down air travel unacceptable, others felt the incident was overblown. "People don't like Mayor Pete because he's gay," said a source close to Buttigieg. "Complaining about him accidentally halting domestic travel twice in 72 hours is simply an excuse for their latent homophobia. Besides, being a gay icon is exhausting work. He deserves a nap every once in a while."

    A representative from the DOT released a statement that read, in part, "We are currently investigating how this could have happened and taking steps to ensure that it never happens again." There is no word yet on why a "SHUT DOWN ALL AIR TRAVEL" button exists in the first place and why it is so conveniently located.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published)
Enter Your Comment ( no code or urls allowed, text only please )




Pfizer Reportedly Working On Vaccine To Counteract Gas Stove Emissions Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics 7 Other Problematic Household Appliances That Should Be Banned


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

The Islamic Republic of Iran’s president and foreign minister and other officials have been confirmed dead after a helicopter crash on Sunday while they were traveling in the eastern part of the country, according to Iranian state media.
President Joe Biden challenged former president Donald Trump to debates last week because Biden needs to swivel the political spotlight away from his record ahead of the election, according to Daily Wire editor emeritus Ben Shapiro.
For the second time in a week, President Joe Biden made a false claim about inflation — and he did not get away with it as journalists and political rivals called him out on it.
The Missouri Senate approved a constitutional amendment to ban non-U.S. citizens from voting and also ban ranked-choice voting.
Last year's 'Trans Day of Vengeance' gatherings were cancelled after transgender-identifying woman shot up Nashville school
On Tuesday, House Republicans demanded the State Department offer an explanation for the “trend” of U.S. embassy closures and staff evacuations during the past few years of the Biden administration.
NBC News released a statement on Tuesday afternoon announcing that former Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel is out at the network just days after the company announced that they had hired her to be a contributor.
Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin vetoed 30 gun control bills on Tuesday afternoon, using his perch as a Republican governor to restrain Democrats from taking the state in a leftward direction despite the party having taken full control of the legislature in November.

HbAD1

Police in the nation’s capital are not stopping illegal aliens who are driving around without license plates, according to a new report.
Israel released previously unseen footage from the October 7 massacre this week that showed Hamas terrorists kidnapping several young Israeli girls.
opposition that tanked it struck a blow to preserve sovereighty and cemocracy
Senate Democrats plan to gin up the abortion issue as the nation nears the second anniversary of the overturning of Roe v. Wade in an effort to win voters in potentially crucial swing states.
former Obama Democrat pro-Hmas nominee will take votes from Biden
illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic
Mark Alexander, writing at the Patriot Post penned these words

HbAD2

6 injured, 1 killed in three locations in one day in CT and MS
Greater Idaho Movement has the support of the prople but will Oregon let them go?
The study examined data from nearly 16 million U.S. adult patients between the ages of 18 and 60
The lives behind the numbers and the havoc that gambling will wreak on their families and communities
part of the Democrats War on Democracy intended to intimidate SCOTUS
tough-on-crime challenger wins in liberal Portland, Oregon

HbAD3

 
Back to Top