In a last-ditch effort to stop Californians from moving in and ruining their state, Texans have resorted to putting up billboards in California telling everyone how terrible Texas is and how they probably should just stay in California.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A federal judge overturned California’s ban on so-called assault weapons on Thursday, saying the three-decade-old prohibition against semi-automatic firearms violates the constitutional right to bear arms.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A college professor from the University of California, Davis, openly threatened Jewish journalists and their children in a recent social media post.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina is one of three states proposed for a fall "Red v. Blue" debate between Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
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So far, the Fresno Unified School District has refused to agree.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Treat these law students like the adults they are."
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 6:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – This week, Ron DeSantis is in California to participate in the Republican National Committee's second primary debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:19 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Disgruntled robbers in the Bay Area began to consider the option of packing up shop and relocating to another city, citing the fact that everything in San Francisco has already been robbed.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Californians are complaining about barely-clothed prostitutes roaming the streets in broad daylight, an issue heightened by Democratic Gov. Newsom signing Senate Bill 357, local officials say.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Laphonza Butler became California‘s newest U.S. Senator on Tuesday, succeeding the late Dianne Feinstein (D-CA).
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 6:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Governor Gavin Newsom will reportedly appoint Laphonza Butler, the president of far-left EMILY’s List, to replace Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) in the U.S. Senate after Feinstein passed away last week.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 5:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed what climate scientists have been saying for years, that the devastating California drought is undeniable evidence of climate change.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 12:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump was on a roll Friday evening at the California GOP Convention, using his speaking time to cover a range of topics facing the Golden State — including Cali’s abundance of lousy politicians.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical storm as it made landfall over the weekend.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 10:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hurricane Hilary made landfall today in California, quickly destroying tens of thousands of emails upon her arrival.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 10:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Pete Hegseth cornered Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) in the spin room after Wednesday evening’s second Republican primary debate, asking whether Newsom felt like President Joe Biden was “holding him back” from pursuing a presidential run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 10:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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CALIFORNIA — Citizens of California are holding out hope that flooding from Hurricane Hilary will wash off the massive amounts of poop clinging to the state's sidewalks.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 10:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Hurricane Hilary looms off the shores of the Golden State, Californians are rushing to prepare by nailing plywood boards onto their tent flaps and filling sandbags to protect their cardboard boxes.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 7:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what officials have hailed as a historic first, California has become the first state to achieve a crime rate of zero after passing legislation to make all crimes completely legal.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 5:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A California law banning possession and sale of gun magazines holding more than 10 rounds was blocked by a federal judge who said the law was unconstitutional in a decision released on Friday.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 2:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amid a surge of crime in California and local California police advising citizens to carry air horns to protect themselves from violent crime, Colt Manufacturing has announced a new attachment for their popular AR-15 firearm: the tactical air horn.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 1:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An armed man was arrested for posing as a U.S. Marshal while at an event in Los Angeles for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., according to the police.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 10:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said that his state has already won the debate against California ahead of his upcoming debate later this year against California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 9:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Democratic legislators in California are pushing to establish diversity audits of gubernatorial appointments.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News has scored exclusive TV rights for what many are already calling the debate of the century. The political bloodbath will pit Gavin Newsom, governor of the state people are fleeing from in terror, against Ron DeSantis, governor of the state people are fleeing to.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A San Francisco shop owner has died after being brutally attacked by a robber who beat him into a coma.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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A mother of three became the target of local progressive activists and was eventually fired from her job after speaking out at a California school board meeting, where she voiced her concerns over LGBT curriculum for kids.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Parts of California have seen record rains from Tropical Storm Hilary after it made landfall on Sunday as Southern California faced its first tropical storm in more than 80 years.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Not even Mainers want to be California — at least that’s the takeaway after Pine Tree State residents slammed a proposed statewide crackdown on fossil fuels this week.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 7:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an effort to slow the rise of frightening, right-wing extremism, the state of California has announced a new mandate to close all gyms and fitness centers for two weeks.
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 9:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An iconic Bay Area landmark may soon be preparing to close its doors in San Francisco, the owner said — and he blamed rampant crime, drug use, and a “litany of destructive” policies that were making the current situation unsustainable.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 7:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local trailer park has come under fire, with visitors and prospective residents alike accusing its name "Paradise Oasis" of being at least somewhat of a noticeable exaggeration.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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