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The loving force of nature, Mary Costulis, calmed to a soft breeze on May 13, 2026. She was a beloved daughter, sister, aunt, godmother, grandmother, and friend.
Published: Monday, May 18th, 2026 @ 7:38 am
By: Announcements
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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, October 18th, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The American public at large has noticed an eerie calm in recent days, leading everyone to believe the slow news week must be a clear indication the reptile overlords who rule the globe must be planning something big.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A top aide to President Joe Biden defended his assessment that the Middle East was in a period of relative calm roughly a week before Hamas launched a terrorist attack on Israel.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen calmed growing concerns throughout the nation's capital this week by explaining the United States can easily afford to pay for two separate foreign wars because of the 20% "Friends & Family" discount she receives from Raytheon.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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One week before Hamas launched a surprise attack in Israel, a top aide to President Joe Biden touted a relative calm in the Middle East.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 1:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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French President Emmanuel Macron has addressed Muslim immigrants who are continuing to burn town buildings and terrorize the populace, issuing a stern warning that if they don't stop fighting he will call Kyle Rittenhouse.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Witnesses claim the inaugural MMA training session for Twitter CEO Elon Musk began in confusion as UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre calmly explained to the world's richest man that no, mind-control flamethrower drones were not allowed in competitions.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 10:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Servants at the royal palace were startled late last night by angry screams as King Saul flew into a rage after David, the young man brought in to calm him down by playing the harp, would not stop playing the opening riff from Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water."
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden sought to calm fears over his health following a nasty spill on stage last week in an address to the nation, which he delivered while wearing a blue padded helmet.
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Even as controversy continues to arise in the wake of Daily Wire personality Matt Walsh's phone being illegally accessed to hack his Twitter and email accounts, a new report indicates the hack is still ongoing
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid outrage over former President Trump being indicted for a misdemeanor past the statute of limitations, Democrats have urged citizens to remain calm and let the justice system do its work, reminding everyone that Trump is guilty until proven guilty.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 12:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When the court picks a foreman for a grand jury, it is reasonable to assume that it would want somebody who is calm, deliberate, and of sound mind — a person who does not want the limelight and instead will carry out their duties responsibly with utmost discretion.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 2:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after hours of productive work, family time, and spiritual sensitivity. Reports say that while brushing his teeth, he visited Twitter, barely saving him from a sense of calm and well-being lasting into bedtime.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It’s January 4, 2023, and as of press time, the House of Representatives is without a speaker.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As a handful of protesters shouted outside an Illinois auditorium Thursday night, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh calmly refuted radical gender theory in a speech to students at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign.
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 3:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a televised address from the oval office, President Joe Biden called for calm across the nation by falling asleep on national television.
Published: Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 @ 5:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New CNN chairman and CEO Chris Licht did little to calm the nerves of highly partisan employees at the far-Left network this week after the cancelation of Brian Stelter’s show “Reliable Sources.”
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 5:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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After finding herself unnecessarily upset about a thoughtful critique from her husband regarding her shoe collection and a dearth of closet space, dutiful wife Clarissa Zwygart was able to calm down after her husband wisely counseled her to calm down.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden attempted to calm fears of a crashing economy and coming recession today assuring Americans the economy is every bit as vibrant and healthy as he is.
Published: Friday, June 17th, 2022 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The New York Times has again fallen for anti-Israel propaganda, this time uncritically reporting that a Palestinian professor “calmly teaches Israeli poetry.”
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Wednesday night, the editor of the Russian state broadcaster RT blithely discussed the possibility that Russian President Vladimir Putin would initiate a nuclear war, telling viewers, “We will go to heaven, while they will simply croak.”
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Senator Garrou always had a level head and a calming demeanor. In fact, the only time she ever got mad at me was when I was her garbage collector in the early 80’s and the truck tires went off her driveway.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 6:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott has reportedly begun building of his state’s own border fence in an attempt to calm the border crisis and “take the feds out of the equation.”
Published: Thursday, July 22nd, 2021 @ 6:39 pm
By: LifeZette
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Calm down people!
Published: Friday, April 10th, 2020 @ 1:34 am
By: LifeZette
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Roy Cooper was mending fences. Just not the ones you might have imagined
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2017 @ 4:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Asheville-based brewer has sold to Anheuser-Busch InBev, which, like its counterparts, is gulping down craft brewers in an apparent effort to offset waning sales for Budweiser and other mass-produced adjunct beers
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2017 @ 8:13 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The controversy over the possible impact of wind energy turbines on military base operations has not blown over, even though none of the relevant bills met the April 27 legislative crossover deadline
Published: Tuesday, May 9th, 2017 @ 1:04 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Calm down not, Stop stereotyping with a humorous twist.
Published: Sunday, July 10th, 2016 @ 2:30 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Singer, songwriter, NASCAR Racecar driver, and generally a hell raiser, he could have been a hero if would have just calmed down
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2016 @ 1:05 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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My son said that saying use to make him so mad he could scream.
Published: Wednesday, March 16th, 2016 @ 11:06 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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A sore toe brought Roanoke Rapids resident Macon Reavis to his doctor's office in 1996 - the year he was diagnosed as a Type 2 diabetic.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2016 @ 10:50 am
By: ECU News Services
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The subject refused to comply and threatened to kill Martin. While Martin awaited back-up, family and neighbors of the subject attempted to calm the subject down.
Published: Tuesday, April 24th, 2012 @ 11:03 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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