In an announcement sure to cause celebration across the nation, food chain Chick-fil-A has unveiled plans to add a tire rotation, oil change, car wash, and tax preparation services to their astoundingly efficient drive-thru lanes.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the season-ending Achilles tendon injury suffered by star quarterback Aaron Rodgers, the New York Jets have been forced to file for a restraining order against former NFL player Colin Kaepernick to protect the team from his unwanted advances.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee's to make their last stand.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the way home from his family's long-anticipated trip to Disney World, toddler David Hayes informed his father that the Magic Kingdom had come up just short of a trip through the car wash.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On 3-8-2019, Investigators with the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office Drug Unit arrested Michael Booth, 36 years of age, of 1272 Westridge Court Apartment 8 in Greenville and Giles Keyes, 54 years of age, of 606 Bonner Street in Washington.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2019 @ 5:14 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Beaufort County Community College will host a "conversation on entrepreneurship" from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Monday, May 5, in the auditorium of Building 8 on the BCCC campus.
Published: Wednesday, May 7th, 2014 @ 12:17 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I am beginning to wonder if I am the only person in the countryside who abhors having someone look me right in the eye and lie to me.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2013 @ 12:56 pm
By: Jim Bispo
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Five months after state lawmakers passed a law freeing food truck owners from a regulation that required them to rent space in a restaurant or commissary, no food truck operator has taken advantage of it.
Published: Tuesday, December 4th, 2012 @ 5:00 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Once a vagabond of the road, and now a man of letters, our visiting writer finds the courage and the stamina to make a life change after forty.
Published: Monday, November 16th, 2009 @ 12:33 am
By: Bryan Oesterreich
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